Toby🫐🍉
tobywhite.bsky.social
Toby🫐🍉
@tobywhite.bsky.social
Professional Malcolm Gladwell hater
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Cause of death: had a three year old
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's no more strongly held belief than the Baby Boomer's conviction that the dishwasher uses 9000L of water per load
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If Air Canada wants planes in the air, it should pay the flight attendants who staff them fairly. Good on the union for keeping up the pressure.
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Do you think these conservative 'influencers' just type "woods" into Google Maps?
August 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ex SIL posting an ode to cops on Canada Day
July 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My father and uncle are out fixing the shed while I do my lil computer job
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Flying the King in to announce an austerity plan is quite the bit
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Went to pick up my car from an oil change but it wasn't ready because they ran out of oil. Seems like something you should keep track of.
May 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Democratic socialist" complaining about workers earning above minimum wage
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Shopify guy is advocating for concentration camps
April 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can’t believe we’re going to be invaded because of the Mercator Projection
January 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Airports are lawless places. French guy next to me just ordered chicken tenders with no dipping sauce.
January 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
December 10, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Windows really can't handle a computer being turned off for 3 days
October 15, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Jesse Brown posting this on the day a judge rules against him for publishing accusations against a woman who wasn't given a chance to reply
May 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The only thing worse than having to read a paper full of government acronyms is having to read a paper full of ANOTHER government’s acronyms…
September 19, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Several peaches
Peaches for me
Several peaches
Peaches for $10, because that's what fruit costs now I guess
August 15, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Car prices have gone mad, just saw a used Jeep for $115k
August 3, 2023 at 1:19 PM
So, yesterday I thought it was wild that any major Canadian wouldn't have had a racialized mayor. Today I learned only three cities have (four now with Chow).
The fact that Olivia Chow is the first racialized mayor of Toronto is absolutely wild
June 27, 2023 at 2:51 PM
The fact that Olivia Chow is the first racialized mayor of Toronto is absolutely wild
June 27, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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I mean... I guess he was right
June 23, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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John Romita Sr. passed away yesterday.

An absolute legend, with iconic imagery that defined generations. A giant even amongst his peers.
June 14, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Bro who brought a one-metre boat to cross the Atlantic and sunk 5 miles out is the patron saint of Newfoundland tourists

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/05/29/sailor-andrew-bedwell-abandons-cornwall-mission-boat-sink/
www.telegraph.co.uk
May 31, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I had to write an exam yesterday which led me to the firm conclusion that adults should not have to write exams
May 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM