Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

A friend mentioned to me that, although the US is falling rapidly into fascism, at least the rest of the world seems to be noticing and right wing parties are dropping in polls.

It's like we're the household who bought lawn darts and the neighbors are thinking maybe that's not a fun game after all.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power