Todd Mazza
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Todd Mazza
@toddmazza.bsky.social
Father of triplet boys, Husband, Golfer, #UCF, #SFGiants, #MiamiDolphins, Chief Technology Officer, FM; Former TV News Producer
A vendor email made it easy for me today. They pestered me for the 5th time, offering me a simple reply path: "call" if I wanted a call, or "Info" if I wanted them to send more information. Option 3 was preferred, where I simply blocklist them. The vendor engagement model has to change! #CIO #CTO
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The bias at @espn.com is strong for #Alabama. Woke up to this main story headline, not that #Indiana beat #OSU. BTW, the answer is Alabama belongs at home, on the sofa. They are not deserving.
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Ahh… the memories.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#UCF didn’t like that call but it was the right one. Forward progress was stopped. 14-14 tie with BYU
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Well-played, #UCF Defense.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
How about we let the QB do QB things, not WR’s? #UCF
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Kiffin to UConn. You heard it here first.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just woke up, maybe?
Is BYU awake?
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There goes the shutout. #UCF
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
First quarter grade is clearly an A-. Would’ve been a solid A+ except for this current drive. #UCF
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Where has this offense been all season? #UCF
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“The Knights fly in from South Florida.” - geographically-challenged #ESPN announcer. 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Touchdown #UCF! Great start despite the penalty.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I was telling my wife about some of the epic road trips I’ve taken to see #UCF play football. The trip to play at #Wisconsin in 2004 was a poor result but an amazing experience. But Google’s #AI doesn’t seem to think it happened. 🤷‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think it’s gonna be ugly in Provo today. Prediction: #BYU 48 #UCF 14. Take the spread and the over. BYU in #Big12 championship game but wants to bolster standing for playoff.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I played a voicemail that a vendor left for me and my son overheard it. Paraphrasing, he said: "That's a long message. He must have a lot of junk to sell you." 😂 #CIO #CTO
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Either the #UCF men’s basketball team is good, or we’re being setup for a #Big22 / Johnny Dawkins letdown special. Which will it be?
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I’m watching the world championship of donk toss. Yes, tossing rubber donkeys is actually being televised on espn. What has my life come to? 😂🤣
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Never a doubt. #Dolphins
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sigh. It’s SO tough being a Miami Dolphins fan.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now #FOX announcers making fun of kids' accent. Classy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Don't adjust your set, that is actually the score." #UCF announcer coming out of commercial break, announcing 35-2 score. Oof.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#UCF is on the scoreboard!
🚨 SAFETY ALERT IN LUBBOCK 🚨
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looks like the over is going to be good in the #UCF game. This is going to be ugly, I fear. #GKCO
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
$43.00 for tickets to see a 7:15pm movie in a theater on a Saturday. No wonder I don’t go to movie theaters anymore. The experience is better (as long as no noisy neighbors) and we get a break from the kids, but wow is that expensive.

Also the price for a babysitter is 🤯.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM