Todd S. Jordan
@toddsjordan.bsky.social
A horror writer and a sorry sack of guts.
THE FLESH I WANT coming 2027 from Titan Books.
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
THE FLESH I WANT coming 2027 from Titan Books.
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
New profile pic to show off my new author photos courtesy of @lapope.bsky.social! Aren’t they dreamy??
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
New profile pic to show off my new author photos courtesy of @lapope.bsky.social! Aren’t they dreamy??
If you rotate the Cornflakes Rooster by 90°, it becomes a fiery alien cyclops wearing a golden crown.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you rotate the Cornflakes Rooster by 90°, it becomes a fiery alien cyclops wearing a golden crown.
“Nice story you got there… It’d be a shame if… Something real gross happened in it.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Nice story you got there… It’d be a shame if… Something real gross happened in it.”
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
Just finished Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova. I knew it was gonna punch me in the goddam heart, and you can consider me heart-punched. This book, folks. This book.
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just finished Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova. I knew it was gonna punch me in the goddam heart, and you can consider me heart-punched. This book, folks. This book.
Wriggling with glee at receiving @bitterkarella.bsky.social’s horror debut, Moonflow! Bring on the mushrooms 🍄
September 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Wriggling with glee at receiving @bitterkarella.bsky.social’s horror debut, Moonflow! Bring on the mushrooms 🍄
Every time I go out to eat, there’s a guy who looks like this.
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Every time I go out to eat, there’s a guy who looks like this.
This has been in my neighbourhood for a while and I really wish someone would take it because, frankly, this is a creepy thing to see while walking home at night.
August 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This has been in my neighbourhood for a while and I really wish someone would take it because, frankly, this is a creepy thing to see while walking home at night.
I Googled “do elephants like cheese” and I’m so glad I did.
May 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I Googled “do elephants like cheese” and I’m so glad I did.
Treated myself to this gorgeous @foliosociety.bsky.social edition of We Have Always Lived In The Castle. It’s my favourite book. People talk about Hill House a lot (and rightly so!) but for me, this was Jackson’s masterpiece.
May 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Treated myself to this gorgeous @foliosociety.bsky.social edition of We Have Always Lived In The Castle. It’s my favourite book. People talk about Hill House a lot (and rightly so!) but for me, this was Jackson’s masterpiece.
Mine seems to have ended up a little sour.
May 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Mine seems to have ended up a little sour.
Today’s pin badge: this rather glamorous Judge Death, replete with sparkly gold helmet grill.
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Today’s pin badge: this rather glamorous Judge Death, replete with sparkly gold helmet grill.
Another couple of great scenes. With the Phantom, you’d pull the tab to take his mask off (revealing a face that seared itself into my childhood mind). The Sleepy Hollow one made the horse move or something, I don’t really recall as I was usually too freaked out to read that far.
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Another couple of great scenes. With the Phantom, you’d pull the tab to take his mask off (revealing a face that seared itself into my childhood mind). The Sleepy Hollow one made the horse move or something, I don’t really recall as I was usually too freaked out to read that far.
I had this pop-up book when I was a kid. It had cool 3D (ish) papercraft scenes from all the freakiest stories, and it both scarred and hypnotised me in equal measure. I can’t stress enough how alive Dracula seemed when I pulled the tab to make him spider-crawl down the castle wall.
May 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I had this pop-up book when I was a kid. It had cool 3D (ish) papercraft scenes from all the freakiest stories, and it both scarred and hypnotised me in equal measure. I can’t stress enough how alive Dracula seemed when I pulled the tab to make him spider-crawl down the castle wall.
Garmonbozia! ⛰️ ⛰️
April 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Garmonbozia! ⛰️ ⛰️
Today’s pin badge. Sometimes her arms bend back…
April 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Today’s pin badge. Sometimes her arms bend back…
Excellent book mail — I’m stoked to dive headlong into this collection from @dancarpenter.bsky.social. There’s something uniquely eerie about cracked concrete, and I suspect these stories will have that vibe in spades. 🏢💀🌒
April 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Excellent book mail — I’m stoked to dive headlong into this collection from @dancarpenter.bsky.social. There’s something uniquely eerie about cracked concrete, and I suspect these stories will have that vibe in spades. 🏢💀🌒
Devoured this in one sitting. @sofiaajram.bsky.social’s Coup de Grâce is a sort of hyper-distilled House Of Leaves, but equally unique its own right. It’s devastating. It hurts. I loved it. 👏
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Devoured this in one sitting. @sofiaajram.bsky.social’s Coup de Grâce is a sort of hyper-distilled House Of Leaves, but equally unique its own right. It’s devastating. It hurts. I loved it. 👏
It’s finally here!!! Can’t wait for @sgj.bsky.social to chew me up and spit out the bones.
April 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s finally here!!! Can’t wait for @sgj.bsky.social to chew me up and spit out the bones.
Today’s pin badge: the inaugural outing of this snazzy new addition to my collection (courtesy of HauntYourHouse on Etsy). It is very shiny!
April 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Today’s pin badge: the inaugural outing of this snazzy new addition to my collection (courtesy of HauntYourHouse on Etsy). It is very shiny!
What single shot from a movie haunts you the most? For me, it’s this from Prince Of Darkness — lost in the void, reaching for light that’s already out of reach… *shudders*
April 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What single shot from a movie haunts you the most? For me, it’s this from Prince Of Darkness — lost in the void, reaching for light that’s already out of reach… *shudders*