Todd S. Jordan
@toddsjordan.bsky.social
A horror writer and a sorry sack of guts.
THE FLESH I WANT coming 2027 from Titan Books.
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
THE FLESH I WANT coming 2027 from Titan Books.
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
New profile pic to show off my new author photos courtesy of @lapope.bsky.social! Aren’t they dreamy??
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
New profile pic to show off my new author photos courtesy of @lapope.bsky.social! Aren’t they dreamy??
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I'm insanely excited that @toddsjordan.bsky.social news is finally public 🙂 THE FLESH I WANT is so, so, so good. Stunning literary voice and creeping, suffocating horror in the heart of 90s rural Britain.
Via @titanbooks.bsky.social
www.thebookseller.com/rights/titan...
Via @titanbooks.bsky.social
www.thebookseller.com/rights/titan...
Titan Books acquires Todd S Jordan's 'terrifying literary horror' debut in two-book deal
Titan Books has acquired a "terrifying literary horror" by debut author Todd S Jordan in a two-book deal.
www.thebookseller.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'm insanely excited that @toddsjordan.bsky.social news is finally public 🙂 THE FLESH I WANT is so, so, so good. Stunning literary voice and creeping, suffocating horror in the heart of 90s rural Britain.
Via @titanbooks.bsky.social
www.thebookseller.com/rights/titan...
Via @titanbooks.bsky.social
www.thebookseller.com/rights/titan...
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Oh blimey, this book. Like the mad offspring of Iain Banks and Lucy Rose. Grisly, weird Sussex-set body horror. @toddsjordan.bsky.social is one of the most exciting new voices in the genre I've come across in a while. You're going to love this one.
We are delighted to announce that Titan Books will be publishing THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social, a captivating literary body horror about desire, the male gaze, and the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger…
Coming February 2027! 🩸
Coming February 2027! 🩸
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Oh blimey, this book. Like the mad offspring of Iain Banks and Lucy Rose. Grisly, weird Sussex-set body horror. @toddsjordan.bsky.social is one of the most exciting new voices in the genre I've come across in a while. You're going to love this one.
The news is out!!!! Cannot wait to share my disgusting little book with the world! A huge thanks to the team at @titanbooks.bsky.social for making this happen!
We are delighted to announce that Titan Books will be publishing THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social, a captivating literary body horror about desire, the male gaze, and the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger…
Coming February 2027! 🩸
Coming February 2027! 🩸
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The news is out!!!! Cannot wait to share my disgusting little book with the world! A huge thanks to the team at @titanbooks.bsky.social for making this happen!
It’s kinda weird that Silent Night describes the holy infant as ‘tender’ and ‘mild’, words solely associated with chicken wings.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s kinda weird that Silent Night describes the holy infant as ‘tender’ and ‘mild’, words solely associated with chicken wings.
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Why does this dog look like it's about to betray Gandalf
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why does this dog look like it's about to betray Gandalf
If you rotate the Cornflakes Rooster by 90°, it becomes a fiery alien cyclops wearing a golden crown.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you rotate the Cornflakes Rooster by 90°, it becomes a fiery alien cyclops wearing a golden crown.
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“Nice story you got there… It’d be a shame if… Something real gross happened in it.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Nice story you got there… It’d be a shame if… Something real gross happened in it.”
I just fixed a plot hole by making a character puke. This must be how Dickens felt.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I just fixed a plot hole by making a character puke. This must be how Dickens felt.
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every author in the class action, please file the claim.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
every author in the class action, please file the claim.
The opposite of holy macaroni is unholy ravioli.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The opposite of holy macaroni is unholy ravioli.
Booked for Stokercon ‘26. Because why the hell not.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Booked for Stokercon ‘26. Because why the hell not.
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
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'A Bram Stoker Award winning novel, The Fisherman is a masterpiece of cosmic horror that contains elements of Lovecraft, Moby Dick and the ghost stories of M.R. James.'
#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'A Bram Stoker Award winning novel, The Fisherman is a masterpiece of cosmic horror that contains elements of Lovecraft, Moby Dick and the ghost stories of M.R. James.'
#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
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This really is an excellent book.
"Dazzlingly fresh and original: relentlessly paced, lavishly crafted and always human"
@gautambhatia88.bsky.social
"A gem, breathtaking in scope and concept, pushing the boundaries"
@aptshadow.bsky.social
"As wildly inventive as it is intriguing...a galaxy spanning story"
@rjbarker.bsky.social
@gautambhatia88.bsky.social
"A gem, breathtaking in scope and concept, pushing the boundaries"
@aptshadow.bsky.social
"As wildly inventive as it is intriguing...a galaxy spanning story"
@rjbarker.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This really is an excellent book.
Forrest Gump’s mother, lying awake at night: 😳
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Forrest Gump’s mother, lying awake at night: 😳
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
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Oh to be a phantasm orb, a lil shrunken brain just zooming around in your mirrored orb
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh to be a phantasm orb, a lil shrunken brain just zooming around in your mirrored orb
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
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if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
Some people seem to think the word “everyone” means “everyone like me”.
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Some people seem to think the word “everyone” means “everyone like me”.
Like you’re digging up a spooky grave, and in the coffin there’s a boney old schnozz pointing right at you. Terrifying.
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
October 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Like you’re digging up a spooky grave, and in the coffin there’s a boney old schnozz pointing right at you. Terrifying.
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
The purest joy I’ve ever felt was meeting a bunch of 20-somethings who’d somehow never heard The Monster Mash. Now I will forever be the hero who introduced them to it.
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The purest joy I’ve ever felt was meeting a bunch of 20-somethings who’d somehow never heard The Monster Mash. Now I will forever be the hero who introduced them to it.