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Emily
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Don't actually send me toes, unless they belong to daddy Sigma 🤤
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December 17, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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The biggest upgrade Marvel Rivals has on Overwatch is they decided to let you see your character’s butt the whole time in third person.
December 17, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Doctor Warns Of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having On Mall Santas | Onion Now: Focus
Doctor Warns Of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having On Mall Santas | Onion Now: Focus
YouTube video by The Onion
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December 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky
December 16, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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I posted this awhile back on X and now I will post it on here. This just shows what an evil vile person he really is like we didn’t already know, but how in the hell could anyone do this. 😡
December 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Idk what to say, just look at these instructions on my Xmas lights 🤣🤣
#Xmas #xmaslights #menpayattentiom
December 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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This wasn’t all a hallucination.
We all witnessed it in horrifying real time…..
December 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Oh look, Trump lied. And voters fell for it.
December 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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December 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
My bf in a voice message : "it's Friday the 13th, be safe out there. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious"
#fridaythe13th
December 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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You could add to the list of reasons for homelessness in this time of continued austerity.

We live in a very sick society where the rich have so much wealth and have the immense power to avoid paying a fair share of taxes.

The rich rule us but avoid their responsibility to the most vulnerable.
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
A bit late but kiddo got this toy from the Trunk or Treat and I'm a 12 yr old boy on the inside so here ya go:

BOO-bies 🤣🤣
#Halloween #popit #fidget
December 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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“Why don’t you stick to acting?” It’s a taunt I often have hurled at me.

I am a gay man in America whose marriage is under threat.

The last time Trump was in office, hate crimes against AAPIs skyrocketed.

I care deeply about this country and the future of our democracy.

I’ll stick to activism.
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Is everyone paying attention?
December 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Girlfriend Keeps Dropping Hints About Wanting 17-Hectare Mausoleum Complex
Girlfriend Keeps Dropping Hints About Wanting 17-Hectare Mausoleum Complex
SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare ma...
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December 9, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Today’s a good day to ask the youngsters in your life, “What is Pearl Harbor Day?” and if they don’t know, teach them. 🇺🇸
December 7, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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Being here and no longer on X as a small act of resistance
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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One of my favorite little details in Red Dead Redemption 2 is that when Arthur is drunk, his HUD is too, so you have to hold right click and press E to "Gret the Bartedner"
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Occasionally
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 11:28 PM