Tofte ➡️ ANE, MCFC
@tofte.bsky.social
Professor in Boston (posts do not represent my employer)
internet alpaca | he/they 🏳️🌈 ΘΔ demi, polyam, open | looking for a nesting partner
💜 @samael.gay 💜
pfp @hackfurs.com, banner @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
internet alpaca | he/they 🏳️🌈 ΘΔ demi, polyam, open | looking for a nesting partner
💜 @samael.gay 💜
pfp @hackfurs.com, banner @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
Not everyone appreciates my rye sense of humor
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Not everyone appreciates my rye sense of humor
Did they have...
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐□-□
(⌐□_□)
...corned beef with him?
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐□-□
(⌐□_□)
...corned beef with him?
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Did they have...
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐□-□
(⌐□_□)
...corned beef with him?
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐□-□
(⌐□_□)
...corned beef with him?
I wish DJ a very everything good in life 🙏
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I wish DJ a very everything good in life 🙏
Reposted by Tofte ➡️ ANE, MCFC
PAGES 3 + 4
before i knew i was trans i was a wolf. before i knew what being a furry was i was a wolf.
before i knew i was trans i was a wolf. before i knew what being a furry was i was a wolf.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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before i knew i was trans i was a wolf. before i knew what being a furry was i was a wolf.
before i knew i was trans i was a wolf. before i knew what being a furry was i was a wolf.
Seconded, and adding @hibbary.bsky.social and @artbycreeps.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Seconded, and adding @hibbary.bsky.social and @artbycreeps.com
If you were told that as a kid, reply with your current age (bonus points for other myths you were told to scare you off from doing it, e.g., getting hairy palms)
January 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
If you were told that as a kid, reply with your current age (bonus points for other myths you were told to scare you off from doing it, e.g., getting hairy palms)
Lol I wouldn't be able to see, I get more farsighted as the day goes on!
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Lol I wouldn't be able to see, I get more farsighted as the day goes on!
But they're dIGiTaL nAtiVeS
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
But they're dIGiTaL nAtiVeS
Self-knowledge is important
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Self-knowledge is important
Or I'm gonna start scrolling BlueSky from 3 feet away with one of these fuckers and look super cool 😎
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Or I'm gonna start scrolling BlueSky from 3 feet away with one of these fuckers and look super cool 😎
I always love when you tell them, "You know Canvas tracks every time you log in and how often you stay on a page, right?" and see them suddenly get embarrassed and have opinions about surveillance tech
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I always love when you tell them, "You know Canvas tracks every time you log in and how often you stay on a page, right?" and see them suddenly get embarrassed and have opinions about surveillance tech
Alpacas are very good at stopping people from working (but no guarantees that you'll have a job later) 😈😜
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Alpacas are very good at stopping people from working (but no guarantees that you'll have a job later) 😈😜
Saaaame. Don't ask me how many of my Latin students have gotten a copy of their $10-20 book yet (the answer is under 50% :///)
January 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Saaaame. Don't ask me how many of my Latin students have gotten a copy of their $10-20 book yet (the answer is under 50% :///)
lol I came here to ask the same thing
January 23, 2026 at 2:13 PM
lol I came here to ask the same thing