Togo Palazzi
@togop.bsky.social
Something...eventually, but I wouldn't adopt this name without the help of Dan Kelleher. It was his idea.
The hallmark channel is just an adult version of veggie tales.
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The hallmark channel is just an adult version of veggie tales.
I know nothing about movie making, but if i did, I would dead ass re-edit how the grinch stole christmas as a true crime documentary.
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know nothing about movie making, but if i did, I would dead ass re-edit how the grinch stole christmas as a true crime documentary.
Sean Payton is starting to look like Bill Bellichecks depleted doppelganger from the substance.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sean Payton is starting to look like Bill Bellichecks depleted doppelganger from the substance.
Fantasy football wants me to cheer against the team I love so I can beat my own son.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fantasy football wants me to cheer against the team I love so I can beat my own son.
Nothing has done more to repair the reputation of state and local cops than the bafoonery and incompetence of ICE.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nothing has done more to repair the reputation of state and local cops than the bafoonery and incompetence of ICE.
The DOJ is seaking the death penalty for Theo Von for his act of political violence against the right due to his orchestration of a bombing at the Beacon theater in NYC during the taping if a netflix special.
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The DOJ is seaking the death penalty for Theo Von for his act of political violence against the right due to his orchestration of a bombing at the Beacon theater in NYC during the taping if a netflix special.
I'm just way more worried about Dolly rn than anything else.
Empires fall, societies crumble, but Jolene out lives the heat death of the universe if we all act right.
American treasure.
Empires fall, societies crumble, but Jolene out lives the heat death of the universe if we all act right.
American treasure.
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm just way more worried about Dolly rn than anything else.
Empires fall, societies crumble, but Jolene out lives the heat death of the universe if we all act right.
American treasure.
Empires fall, societies crumble, but Jolene out lives the heat death of the universe if we all act right.
American treasure.
Wait, the guy that wrote the song "Jesus take the wheel" died in a plane crash?
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wait, the guy that wrote the song "Jesus take the wheel" died in a plane crash?
The war on terror resulted in a lot more terrorists. The war on drugs resulted hardening cartels to the point where they are small armies. I wonder what the war on free speach will produce.
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The war on terror resulted in a lot more terrorists. The war on drugs resulted hardening cartels to the point where they are small armies. I wonder what the war on free speach will produce.
Robert Redford is dead, and that sucks because he rocked. But we should celebrate our great actors while they are alive. Like Micheal Keaton. Beatlejuice, batman, birdman...this guy kicks ass. Go Micheal Keaton! Lets support what he does and says!
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Robert Redford is dead, and that sucks because he rocked. But we should celebrate our great actors while they are alive. Like Micheal Keaton. Beatlejuice, batman, birdman...this guy kicks ass. Go Micheal Keaton! Lets support what he does and says!
1. That Dad sucks. Turning in your own kid to the feds bro? At least give him a wad of cash and let him get chased for a while.
2. You know when you name your kid Tyler they have an 80% chance of being a fire starter. Come on, how many Tylers have you known that are not total liabilities.
2. You know when you name your kid Tyler they have an 80% chance of being a fire starter. Come on, how many Tylers have you known that are not total liabilities.
September 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
1. That Dad sucks. Turning in your own kid to the feds bro? At least give him a wad of cash and let him get chased for a while.
2. You know when you name your kid Tyler they have an 80% chance of being a fire starter. Come on, how many Tylers have you known that are not total liabilities.
2. You know when you name your kid Tyler they have an 80% chance of being a fire starter. Come on, how many Tylers have you known that are not total liabilities.
The news burried the lead today. Flo from the tv show Alice passed away.
Keeyisss mah gritts
Now that was a sassy lady.
Keeyisss mah gritts
Now that was a sassy lady.
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The news burried the lead today. Flo from the tv show Alice passed away.
Keeyisss mah gritts
Now that was a sassy lady.
Keeyisss mah gritts
Now that was a sassy lady.
Argue this: All cities / towns between Tampa and Tallahassee are piles of dogshit of verying heights and diameters.
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Argue this: All cities / towns between Tampa and Tallahassee are piles of dogshit of verying heights and diameters.
The internet gets worse every day. They took down crackstreams. MLB remains behind ludicrous paywalled sites. Fuck you internet. Fuck you MLB.
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The internet gets worse every day. They took down crackstreams. MLB remains behind ludicrous paywalled sites. Fuck you internet. Fuck you MLB.
Dude, Jake Burger and Rowdy Tellez celebrating a walk off together is hilarious.
August 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dude, Jake Burger and Rowdy Tellez celebrating a walk off together is hilarious.
Biologist: "oh my, it seems that these massive abandoned wasp nests in this abandoned nuclear facility appear to be radioactive.
Wait, is that Race Bannon? what the fuck is Race Bannon doing here oh fuck."
Wait, is that Race Bannon? what the fuck is Race Bannon doing here oh fuck."
August 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Biologist: "oh my, it seems that these massive abandoned wasp nests in this abandoned nuclear facility appear to be radioactive.
Wait, is that Race Bannon? what the fuck is Race Bannon doing here oh fuck."
Wait, is that Race Bannon? what the fuck is Race Bannon doing here oh fuck."
Raise your hand if you've been whistling that Chuck Mangione song for 24 hours wondering what 80s TV show it was the theme song for.
July 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Raise your hand if you've been whistling that Chuck Mangione song for 24 hours wondering what 80s TV show it was the theme song for.
If in theory the Mandela effect is an artifact of people from the future going back in time to fix our time line... Then how fucking bad did it have to get in that other time line that this is fixing it?
July 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If in theory the Mandela effect is an artifact of people from the future going back in time to fix our time line... Then how fucking bad did it have to get in that other time line that this is fixing it?
I wish white people would stop naming kids "Blaze"
July 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wish white people would stop naming kids "Blaze"
Theo Huxtable..
Ozzy Osborne..
Celebs die in 3s, so who will be the 3rd?
(dont say Madsen, dude has been a dead man walking for years, he's not in this set of 3)
Ozzy Osborne..
Celebs die in 3s, so who will be the 3rd?
(dont say Madsen, dude has been a dead man walking for years, he's not in this set of 3)
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Theo Huxtable..
Ozzy Osborne..
Celebs die in 3s, so who will be the 3rd?
(dont say Madsen, dude has been a dead man walking for years, he's not in this set of 3)
Ozzy Osborne..
Celebs die in 3s, so who will be the 3rd?
(dont say Madsen, dude has been a dead man walking for years, he's not in this set of 3)
By getting rid of current standardized testing and replacing it with real iq tests like the example the great Linda McMahon proposed in the following photo, not only do we get a truly objective test, but also, a new categorical set of definitions for intelligence levels.
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
By getting rid of current standardized testing and replacing it with real iq tests like the example the great Linda McMahon proposed in the following photo, not only do we get a truly objective test, but also, a new categorical set of definitions for intelligence levels.
Lorde: that was the hottest sextape of all. Homie...i couldn't stop.
Pam Anderson: this was one of the worst things that ever happened to me, while it elevated my name recognition, it really hurt.
Lorde: your ass was a cherry bomb and his dick was an oak root. Poetry.
Pam Anderson: this was one of the worst things that ever happened to me, while it elevated my name recognition, it really hurt.
Lorde: your ass was a cherry bomb and his dick was an oak root. Poetry.
July 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lorde: that was the hottest sextape of all. Homie...i couldn't stop.
Pam Anderson: this was one of the worst things that ever happened to me, while it elevated my name recognition, it really hurt.
Lorde: your ass was a cherry bomb and his dick was an oak root. Poetry.
Pam Anderson: this was one of the worst things that ever happened to me, while it elevated my name recognition, it really hurt.
Lorde: your ass was a cherry bomb and his dick was an oak root. Poetry.
Blocking JD Vance seems like a nice thing to do so I did it.
Because he's horrendous.
Because he's horrendous.
June 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Blocking JD Vance seems like a nice thing to do so I did it.
Because he's horrendous.
Because he's horrendous.
@barenakedladies.com would you guys mind changing the lyric from "did" to "dead" real quick thanks.
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@barenakedladies.com would you guys mind changing the lyric from "did" to "dead" real quick thanks.
I am no longer capable of discerning the difference between what is real and what is fake.
June 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I am no longer capable of discerning the difference between what is real and what is fake.