In 1993 Garth Brooks released a song called "that summer" in which he referred to his pipe game as "the thunder". As a society, we just let this not only go, but let it became very popular. Garth Brooks is built like a doozer from fraggle rock, why did our society allow this?

You need to have some kids brah. You go through this cycle where you'd lay your life down for them for the smallest transgression. But then they get older and your like "ya, you snuck out and drank and drove in the car and now AI took your job prospects. Thay is your fault for breaking curfew"

And it is directed by M. Knight Shamalan and the twist is that the "good buble" had kidnapped santa and wanted christmas fame all to himself and "evil" buble was battling to save santa.

Dude. Your revealing too much. You must not have kids, we deal with these fucks all the time. Maybe ixnay on the shitty other parentnay thing...idk, but they will Karen you.

Trump purchases 24k gold glock with pearl handle for Barons christmas gift.

Hey, have you ever heard about the original rules of this game? Please look it up. Because the bad part is happening right now.

This remind anyone of the coronation of Emperor Bokassa?

A good cure for warts is to drink a cup of stump water (that is water stewed in a hollow tree stump) and swinging a dead cat by the tail 3 times over your head. Bonus points if you can recite the lords prayer.

Look this one up.

Its like...maybe being constantly shitty is less cool than finding something cool...

If her parents loved her they would have gotten her a 504 plan so thqt she would have extra time to get the joke.

Your not hammered drunk until you can remember and sing every rose has its thorn by poison. But when you get there, you have arived on an astral plane of shit faced that only the most broken of us understand and treasure.

Are they ill tempered?

As long as there is still hope left in this world, some person will be rubbing a bucket of balls with wierd mud.

I miss the days of burning appliances at the stake for crimes of heresy. We used to have community values you know.

Maybe a podcast about living in the forest and like, how to make Ewok traps to smash the empires AT-DTs with trees and boulders and stuff?

Its the missing link between trump and Hector Macho Camacho

This doesn't do much to dispell the incontinence rumors.

Bad Bunny is american. Because Puerto Rico is American. We should be proud of our boy.

I want to go to bed wtf, but its really good!