Let’s split the difference: put 8 year olds in claim approvals. We can pay them pennies and plus who’s gonna yell at an 8 year old for denying their cancer treatment?

Thank goodness we never have to wait to receive care in America

“We should run government like a business”—publicize losses, privatize profits, squeeze our employees and customers for every last cent we can, then shut it down when we don’t feel like doing it anymore

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If it’s true then they should give me all that stuff they don’t want anymore

Going sovereign citizen mode at demons and disease

Slick Willie rides again

Vitruvius… ya fucked up my man

“Would you be able to go down on me without jauntily twirling the ends of your mustache first?”

“Sowry, I can’t help you kill your big titty computer waifu. Would you like to know the score of the Canucks game?”

When they choose to lose, cede huge swaths of the electorate, compromise themselves into a corner, and ignore the pleas of their base and the general public, then yes, they’re absolutely responsible for not stopping it.

It was the nanny on your local abc affiliate