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ceo at doing my own thibg
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December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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my deaf brother just got back from the bakery. hes not happy. he asked in ASL for a specific kind of cookie and he got the wrong kind. hes thinking of suing. but he probably wont win because the bakery said he signed a wafer
July 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Ho-Made
Cotton Valley, LA
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Doctors without boners
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I spilled a beer on my pussy
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I like that I was overseas when the first avatar movie came out and I read breathless descriptions of a movie so beautiful it was causing movie goers deep psychosis when they left the movie and couldn’t live in it, finally saw what it looked like and it was “racist final fantasy X made by Canadians”
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It’s true. I got gonorrhea from “Fcan’t think of one” in an acrostic on da share zone back when it was funny
there is definitely an argument to be made that is good *for you* to get tested regularly, just in case your partner is cheating, or if some rare but possible condition occurs like contracting an STI from a blood transfusion, or some other thing I can't think of. There's definitely a clear benefit
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Same. It showed me a really bad selfie that I don’t recall ever posting and then it gave me instructions on how to start a car in a garage
I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cheers to @jessefarrar.com upon the birth of his fourth child!
what in god's name
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Can’t fight racism unless you join the kkk and tell them that some of their ideas are actually good
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.

The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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In St. Louis, a historical marker is going up for a prison where a slave trader kept Black people he bought and sold. It’ll be located on what sits there now: a parking garage for the Cardinals baseball stadium. The team declined to contribute money toward the marker. www.stlpr.org/culture-hist...
New plaque will mark notorious St. Louis slave prison site near Busch Stadium
The bronze historical plaque will be installed at the site of a slave prison once owned by Bernard M. Lynch, a nationally known trader of enslaved men, women and children.
www.stlpr.org
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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When a mutual posts about going to bed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Washington Post editorial board really speaking truth to power
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Washington Post editorial board really speaking truth to power
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Ask the Old Football Coach: Brilliantly Brainless Advice from the Ghosts of Gridiron Past” by Jesse Farrar
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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the balance hasn't remained constant, but people have long wrongly seen the NYT as a liberal publication that feels the need to bend over backwards for conservatives to fight bias charges, when in fact it's a conservative publication aimed at convincing liberals. they're more open about that now
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I will survive the coming civil war by waiting two days until these guys realize they have to get back to work to afford the $850 car payment on their lifted dodge ram laramie
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I have become tankie: tanking a big dump
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Capitalist death cult wants to financialize everything on an existential level, it’s tech and the future. We already have school lunch debt for children and medical debt as punishment for wanting to live, but imagine if the news was a casino?! The hospital is already a casino but double or nothing,
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM