ah, the Dot, Unsung Cousin to the Tootsie Roll
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
ah, the Dot, Unsung Cousin to the Tootsie Roll
i'm the big rosy-cheeked goon sitting at a kitchen table making pancakes on an electric griddle
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i'm the big rosy-cheeked goon sitting at a kitchen table making pancakes on an electric griddle
Proferiously and Bovariously
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Proferiously and Bovariously
invent a fruit snack that meets all you dietary needs
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
invent a fruit snack that meets all you dietary needs
adopting a new, more "Dice Man"-like persona
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
adopting a new, more "Dice Man"-like persona
golden age red tornado
@statuscoupnews.bsky.social interviewing this woman in Minneapolis right now who said she came out of her home, wearing whatever she could grab to protect herself from ICE agents. You do what you can, with what you got.
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
golden age red tornado
tonight i pray once again to the Lord to trade my life and soul to become a great thunderbolt that smites the truly wicked
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
tonight i pray once again to the Lord to trade my life and soul to become a great thunderbolt that smites the truly wicked
i'll trow you down da fuckin stares!
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
i'll trow you down da fuckin stares!
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It's Hiverin' Time!
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It's Hiverin' Time!
me, no longer caring if i use language right or successfully communicate my thoughts, at burger king: I'll have a Satan God with No Rubber and Extra Blubber
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
me, no longer caring if i use language right or successfully communicate my thoughts, at burger king: I'll have a Satan God with No Rubber and Extra Blubber
a woman's wet breasts
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
a woman's wet breasts
the tairy green machine's even bigger than i am
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
the tairy green machine's even bigger than i am
i love crappy chinese takeout fsr
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i love crappy chinese takeout fsr
romulus and remus were raised by the dog who founded italy
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
romulus and remus were raised by the dog who founded italy
dumb bitch needs to learn not to stand in the street
The agent, Jonathan Ross, was dragged by a vehicle and injured during a June operation in the Twin Cities, court records show.
ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis is identified
Jonathan Ross, a Minnesota-based agent, was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing motorist.
bit.ly
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
dumb bitch needs to learn not to stand in the street
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man my credit would really take a hit if i got cut in half
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
man my credit would really take a hit if i got cut in half
The Heroic Boavis vs. the Villainous Puvis
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Heroic Boavis vs. the Villainous Puvis
you don't just have to scatter seeds to distract a vampire, you can also throw a bunch of condiments packets
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
you don't just have to scatter seeds to distract a vampire, you can also throw a bunch of condiments packets
remember that gerblin person? remember how my ex got mad and offended when i called that individual needy?
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
remember that gerblin person? remember how my ex got mad and offended when i called that individual needy?
punch any old white guy who thinks this is good
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
punch any old white guy who thinks this is good
this is bernie
and i left my shovel up'arrh~
and i left my shovel up'arrh~
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
this is bernie
and i left my shovel up'arrh~
and i left my shovel up'arrh~
haha you clowns is good
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
haha you clowns is good