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Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
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📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.
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ACAB includes Duolingo #AbolishICE
A screenshot of duolingo. The language is spanish, and the translation is "do you have any identification?"
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Well that's just bullshit.
A tape measure showing about 11 inches of snow.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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New flag, who dis #NoKings
A blue "No Kings" flag on a flagpole.
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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38 is a heat wave!
Screenshot from WeatherBug, showing a current temp in Columbus Ohio of 7 degrees, with a "feels like" of -8.
January 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I expect Chase Adams to score 10 goals against Cincinnati this season. #Crew96
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Fans who attended this game deserve a refund.
Box score of the Chiefs-Raiders game, where the score is 11-9.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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This book summary had me with one sentence.
"Lesbian gunslinger flights spies in space!"
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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My New Year's resolution.
Me in a black T-shirt that reads "liberals for gay space socialism"
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Guess I'm not going anywhere.
Me sitting on the couch with an orange tabby cat sleeping on the back of the couch with both paws and his head resting on my shoulder.
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Invincible!
The eponymous character from "Invincible" wearing a black and blue superhero outfit and black lenses over his eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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We have a toy Bumble as a part of our holiday decisions. It stays downstairs (allegedly).

Ellie keeps bringing it to me like a prize from her hunt. Every night, she brings it to our bedroom door. Every day, she brings it onto my office.

😭
Long haired grey and white cat rubbing against the wall, her tail sticking straight up proudly. A white fuzzy Bumble (abominable snowman) is lying on the floor next to her.
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Has nobody reversed this meme yet? #MLS
Beckham meme with six panels. David Beckham: "We won MLS Cup through dedication and perseverence" Victoria Beckham: "Be honest" David: "I am being honest" Victoria: "How did you win MLS Cup?" David: "I cheated MLS rules to get talent for cheap" Victoria: "Thank you"
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Don't fucking tempt me.
Instagram ad that reads "Canada is looking for you"
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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It's time.
Screenshot showing the phrase "Inter Miami" being muted for seven days.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I found a photo of her.

She completes him.
Mannequin arms and legs
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Follow-up:

I emailed Homage and got a literally instant response.

From an AI bot.

Fuck Homage forever.
An expletive-laden complaint about the frequency of Homage emails. The apology reply comes from "HOMAGE AI ALL-STAR"
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Congrats to teams who are headed to their conference championships.

Also, condolences to Ohio University.

#LoveAndHonor #MACtion
A screenshot showing Western Michigan versus Miami University for the MAC Championship game.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Oh @dispatch.com I learned to get receipts from @knaas.bsky.social.
A skeet from the Columbus Dispatch discussing the status of two Ohio State wide receivers for the game against Michigan. The timestamp is long after the game ended.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Meme reading "inside you there are two wolves" Over one wolf it says "blurred lines" Over the other it says "that other song i guess"
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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These are not lap cats; it's a Thanksgiving miracle.
An orange tabby sitting on my lap, a grey long-haired car laying right next to me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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At this point, the New York Times has a hard time getting anything right.
NYT newsletter text: SPORTS N.F.L.: Learn why the Detroit Lions always play the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving and other N.F.L. facts to impress your family at the holiday table. A screenshot of the NFL website, showing two Thanksgiving games: The Detroit Lions versus the Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs versus the Dallas Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Everyone poops.

Especially FC Cincinnati in the playoffs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Teefs
An orange cat sleeping under a blue blanket. His mouth is somewhat open, showing his lower teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM