Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.
New coach bump is a real phenomenon.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
New coach bump is a real phenomenon.
Okay, it's over. Hilariously bad. My apologies to anyone who didn't mute this thread.
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Okay, it's over. Hilariously bad. My apologies to anyone who didn't mute this thread.
Apparently the shield surrounding the planet is less high than some mountains in this movie?
Also, the latitude and longitude they're at is actually in the middle of the ocean in real life.
Also, the latitude and longitude they're at is actually in the middle of the ocean in real life.
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Apparently the shield surrounding the planet is less high than some mountains in this movie?
Also, the latitude and longitude they're at is actually in the middle of the ocean in real life.
Also, the latitude and longitude they're at is actually in the middle of the ocean in real life.
Sean Connery just deus ex machina'ed them out of a Ceiling Fan Death Trap with hand magic, because reasons.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Sean Connery just deus ex machina'ed them out of a Ceiling Fan Death Trap with hand magic, because reasons.
Sean Connery just said "Hit it, dude," and a part of my soul died.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Sean Connery just said "Hit it, dude," and a part of my soul died.
John C. McGinley is also in this movie, and he's basically playing a corporate version of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
January 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
John C. McGinley is also in this movie, and he's basically playing a corporate version of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
General Katana, who is from the distant past on another planet, just referred to himself as "your number one draft choice."
Sports drafts really are ubiquitous these days.
Sports drafts really are ubiquitous these days.
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
General Katana, who is from the distant past on another planet, just referred to himself as "your number one draft choice."
Sports drafts really are ubiquitous these days.
Sports drafts really are ubiquitous these days.
They should build airplanes out of these trains.
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
They should build airplanes out of these trains.
I should mention that early on, Connor McLeod has sex with a woman on a dirty public street that he just met.
Like, literally five minutes before.
I mean, he saved her life, but damn, dude.
Like, literally five minutes before.
I mean, he saved her life, but damn, dude.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I should mention that early on, Connor McLeod has sex with a woman on a dirty public street that he just met.
Like, literally five minutes before.
I mean, he saved her life, but damn, dude.
Like, literally five minutes before.
I mean, he saved her life, but damn, dude.
Sean Connery is riding in a propeller plane.
In 2024, the future of a movie made in 1991.
In 2024, the future of a movie made in 1991.
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Sean Connery is riding in a propeller plane.
In 2024, the future of a movie made in 1991.
In 2024, the future of a movie made in 1991.
This cabbie is way too excited and happy about Ironside putting a sword through the windshield of his cab.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This cabbie is way too excited and happy about Ironside putting a sword through the windshield of his cab.
The entire plot is just the episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns blocks out the sun, right?
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The entire plot is just the episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns blocks out the sun, right?
This movie is like if Robocop and Demolition Man were first cousins and had a baby.
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This movie is like if Robocop and Demolition Man were first cousins and had a baby.
He got the train up to 667 whatsits per hour before running into, and through, a concrete wall.
The train is fine.
Which is good, because why is there just a concrete wall at the end of the track?
The train is fine.
Which is good, because why is there just a concrete wall at the end of the track?
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
He got the train up to 667 whatsits per hour before running into, and through, a concrete wall.
The train is fine.
Which is good, because why is there just a concrete wall at the end of the track?
The train is fine.
Which is good, because why is there just a concrete wall at the end of the track?
Michael Ironside is driving a subway train at 400 miles? Kilometers? Katanas? Per hour? Minute?
Anyway, people on the train are holding onto the bars and flying sideways because that's how speed works on trains in 2024? Which was the future back then.
Anyway, people on the train are holding onto the bars and flying sideways because that's how speed works on trains in 2024? Which was the future back then.
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Michael Ironside is driving a subway train at 400 miles? Kilometers? Katanas? Per hour? Minute?
Anyway, people on the train are holding onto the bars and flying sideways because that's how speed works on trains in 2024? Which was the future back then.
Anyway, people on the train are holding onto the bars and flying sideways because that's how speed works on trains in 2024? Which was the future back then.
In a movie about dudes with swords cutting each other others' heads off, the character named General Katana... does not have a katana.
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
In a movie about dudes with swords cutting each other others' heads off, the character named General Katana... does not have a katana.
SOMEONE CONVINCED SEAN CONNERY AND MICHAEL IRONSIDE TO BE IN THIS GIANT TURD
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
SOMEONE CONVINCED SEAN CONNERY AND MICHAEL IRONSIDE TO BE IN THIS GIANT TURD
I'm entertained as hell. I love a good bad movie.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I'm entertained as hell. I love a good bad movie.
"Renegade Cut" is what's on Prime.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"Renegade Cut" is what's on Prime.
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so here's the plan: we rebrand all these things packaged together as the "families first" platform and then we accuse anyone who's against them of being anti-family
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
so here's the plan: we rebrand all these things packaged together as the "families first" platform and then we accuse anyone who's against them of being anti-family