Tom Eastman
@tom.eastman.nz
It might seem obvious that if you value something, you'll make an effort to get better at it.
What's less intuitive is that if you make an effort to get better at something you're not good at, you'll learn its value.
What's less intuitive is that if you make an effort to get better at something you're not good at, you'll learn its value.
New Zealand news media actually is surprising even my cynical-ass self with it's sheer level of bootlicking craven spinelessness.
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
New Zealand news media actually is surprising even my cynical-ass self with it's sheer level of bootlicking craven spinelessness.
Congratulations, really.
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Congratulations, really.
You "liked" your own retort.
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
You "liked" your own retort.
Sunset when the country next door is burning
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Sunset when the country next door is burning
The New Zealand news media celebrates the liberation of Poland by Germany.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The New Zealand news media celebrates the liberation of Poland by Germany.
No they haven't.
At least check it's not just your own app glitching before posting shit like this.
At least check it's not just your own app glitching before posting shit like this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
No they haven't.
At least check it's not just your own app glitching before posting shit like this.
At least check it's not just your own app glitching before posting shit like this.
I learned how to use imagemagick to create animated gifs *JUST* to reply to this.
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I learned how to use imagemagick to create animated gifs *JUST* to reply to this.
It took two weeks for my package to get from Kentucky to Chicago, and a week for it to leave Chicago. At this rate it'll make it to New Zealand by 2043.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It took two weeks for my package to get from Kentucky to Chicago, and a week for it to leave Chicago. At this rate it'll make it to New Zealand by 2043.
Given the news about the upper echelons of NZ Police over the last week I'll bet you it is not.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Given the news about the upper echelons of NZ Police over the last week I'll bet you it is not.
The reason the text was "oops" is almost as gory.
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The reason the text was "oops" is almost as gory.
That's not how temperature works.
When the temperature hits zero* it does not mean you've used up all your temperature.
*celcius
When the temperature hits zero* it does not mean you've used up all your temperature.
*celcius
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
That's not how temperature works.
When the temperature hits zero* it does not mean you've used up all your temperature.
*celcius
When the temperature hits zero* it does not mean you've used up all your temperature.
*celcius
Stuff NZ really needs to stop publishing this complete baffoon. Not even because of the mysoginy, but because of the plagiarism. His entire argument is 2014-era-gamergate-mysoginist. There is absolutely no original or novel thinking here. And there never will be.
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Stuff NZ really needs to stop publishing this complete baffoon. Not even because of the mysoginy, but because of the plagiarism. His entire argument is 2014-era-gamergate-mysoginist. There is absolutely no original or novel thinking here. And there never will be.
Fuckin' sea lions, man.
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fuckin' sea lions, man.
Here's a perfect example.
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Here's a perfect example.
My brothers family had to say goodbye to their good boy, Kobe.
He's been a slow old boy for a while now, but he was the fastest dog I'd ever seen back when I took these photos.
He's been a slow old boy for a while now, but he was the fastest dog I'd ever seen back when I took these photos.
August 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My brothers family had to say goodbye to their good boy, Kobe.
He's been a slow old boy for a while now, but he was the fastest dog I'd ever seen back when I took these photos.
He's been a slow old boy for a while now, but he was the fastest dog I'd ever seen back when I took these photos.
It's nice to feel winter drawing to a close.
August 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's nice to feel winter drawing to a close.
Last hop home! it's a long damn way from London to Wellington
July 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Last hop home! it's a long damn way from London to Wellington
Absolutely LMAO that Battersea Power Station is now an ultra upmarket gentrified shopping mall.
July 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Absolutely LMAO that Battersea Power Station is now an ultra upmarket gentrified shopping mall.
I found Valhalla! (Iykyk)
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I found Valhalla! (Iykyk)
Boop
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July 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Boop
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