Tom: doctorate of haterology
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they/him
part time normal guy
full time wife guy
part time normal guy
full time wife guy
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good news on the Ban Cars front is that with the average vehicle age in the USA higher than it's ever been and new vehicles becoming increasingly unaffordable we're definitely on track for cars to ban themselves except for the wealthiest people
bad news is we keep all the car infrastructure
bad news is we keep all the car infrastructure
June 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
good news on the Ban Cars front is that with the average vehicle age in the USA higher than it's ever been and new vehicles becoming increasingly unaffordable we're definitely on track for cars to ban themselves except for the wealthiest people
bad news is we keep all the car infrastructure
bad news is we keep all the car infrastructure
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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absolutely one of the images of all time
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
absolutely one of the images of all time
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gregory horror show feels like this sometimes
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
gregory horror show feels like this sometimes
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reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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Playing minecraft with a nuclear scientist
March 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Playing minecraft with a nuclear scientist
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my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
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the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs
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Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis
Eagles play again. Everyone in Philadelphia is waiting with meat hooks to kill our coach like mussolini, but I am more smarter, just ask mes.
January 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Eagles play again. Everyone in Philadelphia is waiting with meat hooks to kill our coach like mussolini, but I am more smarter, just ask mes.
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New Spamton shirt idea
January 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New Spamton shirt idea
ok not only would the nfl be cooler if someone cut patrick mahomes in half with a sword on the field but also i think if referees had suicide vests strapped to them and if the fans boo loud enough they go off. there will be many casualties but i think this could help!
January 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ok not only would the nfl be cooler if someone cut patrick mahomes in half with a sword on the field but also i think if referees had suicide vests strapped to them and if the fans boo loud enough they go off. there will be many casualties but i think this could help!
If the eagles lose, fbi agents will raid my house
If the eagles win, cia agents will raid my house
If the eagles win, cia agents will raid my house
January 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If the eagles lose, fbi agents will raid my house
If the eagles win, cia agents will raid my house
If the eagles win, cia agents will raid my house
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a modest proposal for all drivers newly registering for their NYC Traffic Account - Unless they pay extra of course
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
a modest proposal for all drivers newly registering for their NYC Traffic Account - Unless they pay extra of course
Center City new years
January 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Center City new years
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time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
fucking enormous derailment caused by poor maintenance. Thanks Norfolk Southern.
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
fucking enormous derailment caused by poor maintenance. Thanks Norfolk Southern.
i love philadelphia.
boner forever
boner forever
December 8, 2024 at 1:34 AM
i love philadelphia.
boner forever
boner forever
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Wow can’t believe he said that
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Wow can’t believe he said that