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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)
@tomatoburger.bsky.social
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Embodied in none other than Randy Johnson, of course.
The Big Unit (a picture of baseball pitcher Randy Johnson)
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Jordan Peele from a Key and Peele sketch about being married to Neil Degrasse Tyson.
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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great idea
An email reading "make Halloween night deliciously easy with bjs"
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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both links took me to the same article
Two Wall Street Journal article headlines. One reads "What can your toilet tell about you?" and the other reads "Afraid to try AI? These tech-savvy seniors will change your mind."
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The mouse IS the scientist.
The famous early AI generated image from a falsified scientific paper depicting a rat with a giant boner.
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I appreciate the clarification.
An image of a baby chewing on a Sophie the Giraffe baby toy. The Wikipedia caption at the bottom reads "Sophie the Giraffe (right)".
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Phillies Blunts expanding into new and uncharted markets.
A Korean fish cake product called "kids bong" that look like cigarillos.
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Rural King: The Canopy that Sounds like a Slur
An outdoor canopy bag that says "10x10 Slant Leg Canopy"
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The chef's hat inside the microwave is a bit patronizing. Just let me zap this thing in peace.
A lid of Tonkotsu ramen, showing a 4 minute microwave time. There is an image of a microwave with a little chef's hat in it to silently mock your "cooking".
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Nice
A zoomed in clip of the original image, where the big gulp (heh) drink dispensers in the background say "69c". 69 is the sex number.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Same energy
An NPR story about some Netflix show. It is a still from the cartoon show with a lady sitting in an airplane, smiling at a man with a stubble beard. The "every third heterosexual couple" meme, where the lady is talking about a Salon article and the guy (with beard stubble) is wearing a gray shirt that reads "the most racist man alive".
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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He distinctly said, "to blague."
Still from The Princess Bride where Miracle Max says, "he distinctly said, 'to blave.'"
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This chart, but for butt cheeks (and a sock for each one).
A hand drawn illustration of various breast shapes.
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Thank you for this thumbnail, YouTube Shorts. Time to use it for other things.
A picture of Homer Simpson gesturing towards a roasted pig. In the middle of the screen is the text "resistance".
August 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Simpsons "Poochie" episode modified to say "THE CHAIN OF COMMAND GOES WEREWOLF, ALIEN, VAMPIRE." instead of mouse, cat, dog.
August 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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fittingly taking this from the going out of business sale
A sparkly lip balm that looks like a fancy coffee drink or boba and has a giant L on it.
August 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Betty: what time is it?
Me: "..."
Betty: when is dinner?
Me: "..."

I'm sure the article is some kind of bean dad apologia.
An article headline that reads "stop answering your kid's questions". There in an image of a girl holding a microphone.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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A still frame from The Simpsons. It from a school movie about zinc and all of the various things you couldn't do if zinc didn't exist.
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This post, immediately followed by a grapenutseobot post of Strong Bad as an old teacher.
August 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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About to do some real stupid stuff with free horchata
A bag of horchata mix on sale at Costco for 97 cents for the whole 28.2 oz. bag.
August 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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That's a very small number of women online, if you think about it.
An online ad for a dating site that reads "Meet 50+ Women Online"
August 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Arguably too much uwu
A license plate on a Subaru that reads "X70 UWU"
August 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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We're hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean, so we have to pay people to collect the car batteries and make a monthly trip.
A sandwich board outside of a business that reads "Buying scrap batteries. Market prices. No limit."
July 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Sometimes there can be a shoehorned catchphrase, too!

Bongzingle!
A 100x100 pixel image of Sheldon Cooper from Bing Bong Terry
July 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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But what about being a Phillie Phanatic in Phrance?
A Google search "question" asking how much the Phillie Phanatic makes. The answer is a very sterile response from Zip Recruiter stating: "As of Jul 6, 2025, the average hourly pay for a Philly Phanatic in the United States is $13.65 an hour."
July 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM