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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)
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Mary Poppins (singing wonderfully): It's a jolly holiday with Q-Bert.

Q-Bert (smitten): @!#?@!
Pointing my phone camera at the TV static from The Ring and clicking on the QR code that pops up.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Kowloon Walled Coral Reef
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
brb, upgrading from a Copper Sword to a Bronze Sword so I can take on these skeletons.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“[...]We have to be very careful about how anything is perceived,” Dimon said. “And also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.”

It's almost as if Jamie Dimon can SEE MORE THAN ONE DAY INTO THE FUTURE.

thehill.com/business/559...
thehill.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my library account logs me out faster than my bank account. really makes you think.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
dang it, i was going to hunt quails today
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Paste with Copilot"

Babby needs omniscient computer daddy to paste a sentence next to another sentence. Science should have never advanced beyond "paste as plain text".
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Narrowing down my list of college football teams that would consider swapping out Seven Nation Army for One Winged Angel.
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Bit of a different post but,a data center is trying to be built in Duluth area of MN. This could destroy fragile trout water’s ,ecosystems & so much more.

If you’re in the area PLEASE reach out to the city council saying you DO NOT want this built.

More info here -> stopthehermantowndatacenter.org
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Goodnight friends
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
frantically trying to come up with a Tyler Glasnost joke
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*grizzled voice* ooh I had forgotten how easy these go down...

(rips open another fun sized packet of peanut m&ms)
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
great idea
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"I know not with what USB-D will be made of, but USB-E will be made of sticks and stones."

- Albert Einstein
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
After you turn 40 you start grunting like the Quake guy every time you bend over.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
both links took me to the same article
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
slow fourier transform
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Enough with the chudler!" I scream at my phone as the phrase takes over my Following feed. It is futile, though. Shouting into the void. The chudlerposting refuses to cease.
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The mashing of the baseball will continue until morale improves.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
feeling wobbly and passing out because I've been on a 2000 calorie diet instead of a 2000 Calorie diet
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is "2000 Flushes" a promise or a challenge?
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
lovely night for an evening, innit?
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM