tomatoesandmozz.bsky.social
@tomatoesandmozz.bsky.social
Staunch advocate for Piñata Economics.

"Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu'il a été proprement fait"
He comes off a bit oblivious, doesn’t he?
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Does calling the violence perpetrated by ICE an “Immigration Battle” turn the temperature down?

This both-sides approach is disingenuous and sloppy.
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Hey Karl. Does asking irrelevant questions turn the temperature down?

What a fucknut.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Many drug-seeking patients say the same thing.
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Mozz’s postulate number 77: The distraction used to divert attention from a crime must be at least as egregious as the crime itself.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
What fuckery is this? Between these losers and Noem’s bs about ICE, they’ve flooded the dim and narrow bandwidth of American media so that the Epstein debacle is mere history.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Outrageous. This is grounds for dismissal of all the FBI staff involved in this decision and Norm should be impeached.
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
And it has been three weeks since your posts mentioned the Epstein debacle.

See how that works?
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Trump doesn’t want to stop drug imports. He wants a cut.

All the Venezuelan government had to do was throw him some bitcoin on the sly.
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Social media for Trump, is what radio was for fascists.
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
How? How is Greenland “strategically very valuable?” Can’t one journo just ask that question?

Because I love deflection and vague answers.
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
He’ll do or say anything to distract Americans from the Epstein crimes. Even invade a neighboring state.
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
What needs to be done? What is, exactly, the strategic advantage Greenland provides?

Call me cynical. I think the very fact that these buffoons cannot make a cogent case for taking Greenland reveals they have no clear reason for taking it.
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 AM
And an American journo didn’t ask the obvious follow up question. Huh.
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Aw hell. Then I’m gonna regift my 8th grade bowling trophy.🏆
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I’m not even convinced this was about Venezuela. This feels like extortion.

Cuba stands to lose a valuable trading partner with a Venezuela controlled by the US.
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I love this. My new fave.

Provenancement?
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Xrays or it didn’t happen.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
These articles are bogus. Impeachment will never happen. Too many donors are getting filthy rich off the current administration’s configuration.

Even if the dems win both houses they will be too busy self-dealing and trying to right the ship of state they will let it slide.
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Three sides white guy.
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And The Widow pines for Lonsdale.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He’s sundowning.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“What happened?”
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
These whitehouse spokespeople are merely pastors tending their flocks of sheep.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM