Tom Tegtmeyer
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Tom Tegtmeyer
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Stink Stank Stunk
It’s as if you were born on 3rd Bass
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
All successful Italian composers had giant heads.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Have you tried using a wool sock?
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
And she hates Mondays.
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
You could say that about most Pawnee residents.
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You have blockchainblock
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
"The Trouble with Tribbles" (1967)
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
He lost his muppet hands in a mandoline accident.
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Might even get to suit up.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
She should be getting high fives from the prosecutor.
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It needed a Rob Schneider-type as a sidekick.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I think you watched them in the wrong order.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"I'd like to thank all of the previous sports movies whose plot points we stole."
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The headwear?
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
You should let Harmeet Dhillon know about this civil rights violation.
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Sam Darnold is going to get more write-in votes than she will get with her name on the ballot.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Crap. I had 2027 in the pool.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Big thumbs
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM