This is all because of the new flag, isn’t it?
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is all because of the new flag, isn’t it?
Dilbert didn’t have a mouth!
Then how did he eat?
Horribly!
Then how did he eat?
Horribly!
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Dilbert didn’t have a mouth!
Then how did he eat?
Horribly!
Then how did he eat?
Horribly!
I want to see a movie about Barnsley FC founder Tiverton Preedy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiverto...
Tiverton Preedy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I want to see a movie about Barnsley FC founder Tiverton Preedy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiverto...
I have interviewed John Harbaugh as a potential homework grader.
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I have interviewed John Harbaugh as a potential homework grader.
Suing McDonalds over the McRib thing, but only because I think it would be cool to have Brian Cox insult me.
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Suing McDonalds over the McRib thing, but only because I think it would be cool to have Brian Cox insult me.
Kittles's injury was to his Achilles gallbladder. Media need to be more specific.
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Kittles's injury was to his Achilles gallbladder. Media need to be more specific.
Monty Python should tour with Fleetwood Mac
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Monty Python should tour with Fleetwood Mac
Slightly diminish a game.
Major Ketchup, in the mud room, with a letter opener.
Major Ketchup, in the mud room, with a letter opener.
Slightly diminish a game.
Oligopoly
Oligopoly
Slightly diminish a game.
Snakes and Step stools.
Snakes and Step stools.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Major Ketchup, in the mud room, with a letter opener.
Major Ketchup, in the mud room, with a letter opener.
The Exeter Long John Silver Impersonators are really outmatched today.
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The Exeter Long John Silver Impersonators are really outmatched today.
Lifelong Macclesfield (sp?) fan here.
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Lifelong Macclesfield (sp?) fan here.
MARTY SUPREME, but air hockey.
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
MARTY SUPREME, but air hockey.
He only cares about Greenland because DK embarrassed him in his first term.
January 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He only cares about Greenland because DK embarrassed him in his first term.
Breaking: HHS Secretary demands J&J return to pull-string Band Aid packaging.
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Breaking: HHS Secretary demands J&J return to pull-string Band Aid packaging.
On Wednesday, Dokoupil will rap about groin injuries.
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
On Wednesday, Dokoupil will rap about groin injuries.
I went to a Baby Day screening of THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH at the Alamo Drafthouse. There were no babies in attendance. I’m worried about this generation.
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I went to a Baby Day screening of THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH at the Alamo Drafthouse. There were no babies in attendance. I’m worried about this generation.
Adj. Gen. Cruz would like to report that he has already reconnoitered Cancun.
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Adj. Gen. Cruz would like to report that he has already reconnoitered Cancun.
There’s no roughing the passer on a handoff, Pizza Hut.
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
There’s no roughing the passer on a handoff, Pizza Hut.
He wants her to perform at the Tramp-Kennedy Center.
Trump now threatening to kill Delcy Rodriguez if she doesn't do what he says. Uh oh, he big mad. Is he realizing he got played for a fucking fool yet again?
Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
www.wonkette.com/p/your-lates...
Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
www.wonkette.com/p/your-lates...
Your Latest Trump Regime Amateur Hour, Courtesy Of Marco Rubio And Ric Grenell!
Nailing it, guys.
www.wonkette.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
He wants her to perform at the Tramp-Kennedy Center.
Reposted by Tom Tegtmeyer
Democrats who are all upset about the United States capturing Maduro were completely silent when Joe Biden forgave student loans.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Democrats who are all upset about the United States capturing Maduro were completely silent when Joe Biden forgave student loans.
With the Packers eliminated…[taps earphone] I’m hearing the Packers haven’t been eliminated.
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
With the Packers eliminated…[taps earphone] I’m hearing the Packers haven’t been eliminated.
This time, when they asked him who the president was, he said, “Mamdani.”
January 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This time, when they asked him who the president was, he said, “Mamdani.”
The only way Alabama can win now is if Curt Cignetti throws a chair on the field.
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The only way Alabama can win now is if Curt Cignetti throws a chair on the field.
The Hoosiers are breaking away here.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The Hoosiers are breaking away here.
<Checks gestation period for horses> I imagine the horses are feeling pretty amorous after watching the Super Bowl.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
<Checks gestation period for horses> I imagine the horses are feeling pretty amorous after watching the Super Bowl.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Eve 6,000 Maniacs
Eve 6,000 Maniacs
ruin two bands by combining them:
led zeppelinxs
led zeppelinxs
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Eve 6,000 Maniacs
Eve 6,000 Maniacs