RepJackKimble
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
Gregory Bovino's father was a delightful man too. Everywhere he went, people commented on the man's laughter.
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Gregory Bovino's father was a delightful man too. Everywhere he went, people commented on the man's laughter.
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
This is a very bad idea and not just because it uses a lot of big words I don’t understand
A Dem or dissenting Republican could satisfy what SCOTUS ruled by
1. Introducing a resolution removing Trump’s disability (making that disability explicit on the basis of having engaged in insurrection per lower courts’ opinions); and
1. Introducing a resolution removing Trump’s disability (making that disability explicit on the basis of having engaged in insurrection per lower courts’ opinions); and
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
This is a very bad idea and not just because it uses a lot of big words I don’t understand
Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.
I worry that people will hide from ICE in the Kennedy Center. It's got plumbing and electricity and nobody goes there anymore. They could hide out for months.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I worry that people will hide from ICE in the Kennedy Center. It's got plumbing and electricity and nobody goes there anymore. They could hide out for months.
Iran's Revolutionary Guard has claimed that over 200 people shot and killed protesting were trying to run them over with their cars.
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Iran's Revolutionary Guard has claimed that over 200 people shot and killed protesting were trying to run them over with their cars.
Hi everybody, I’ve been scarce again. I apologize
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hi everybody, I’ve been scarce again. I apologize
Democrats who are all upset about the United States capturing Maduro were completely silent when Joe Biden forgave student loans.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Democrats who are all upset about the United States capturing Maduro were completely silent when Joe Biden forgave student loans.
I just got my tickets for Springtime for Putin at the Trump-Kennedy Center. I can't wait to see what Benny Johnson did with a whole musical.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just got my tickets for Springtime for Putin at the Trump-Kennedy Center. I can't wait to see what Benny Johnson did with a whole musical.
Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
I just got my tickets for Scott Baio and Rob Schneider in My Dinner with Andre at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just got my tickets for Scott Baio and Rob Schneider in My Dinner with Andre at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
You have not seen Evita until you've seen her played by Lara Trump. Coming next summer to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You have not seen Evita until you've seen her played by Lara Trump. Coming next summer to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
Sly Stallone as Hamilton is coming to the Trump-Kennedy Center in 2027.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sly Stallone as Hamilton is coming to the Trump-Kennedy Center in 2027.
Just saw a promo for 60 Minutes on a story about Kentucky bourbon. It met Bari Weiss’ editorial standards after Pete Hegseth’s enthusiastic offer to provide on air comments.
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just saw a promo for 60 Minutes on a story about Kentucky bourbon. It met Bari Weiss’ editorial standards after Pete Hegseth’s enthusiastic offer to provide on air comments.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In looking for my daily silly Amazon link, I accidentally found a really cool calendar that I would love if I didn't already have my calendar needs met thanks to my two adorable dogs.
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My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.
This is just like when Nixon warned the McGovern campaign that they were caught breaking into RNC Headquarters.
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is just like when Nixon warned the McGovern campaign that they were caught breaking into RNC Headquarters.
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December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
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Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
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December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I asked Grok to tell me a joke about phone chargers so I could use this phone charger link. amzn.to/4je9iFH
Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
Pete Hegseth announced that mission command tracked a small one man flying vehicle attempting to smuggle sacks believed to contain fentanyl into the United States last night. The vehicle was engaged and there were no survivors. In addition to the pilot, 8 reindeer were also destroyed.
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pete Hegseth announced that mission command tracked a small one man flying vehicle attempting to smuggle sacks believed to contain fentanyl into the United States last night. The vehicle was engaged and there were no survivors. In addition to the pilot, 8 reindeer were also destroyed.
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
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December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
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December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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