RepJackKimble
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
Gregory Bovino's father was a delightful man too. Everywhere he went, people commented on the man's laughter.
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Gregory Bovino's father was a delightful man too. Everywhere he went, people commented on the man's laughter.
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
Edit: Sorry, I misread it. It says manslaughter. Yep, manslaughter
Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.
I worry that people will hide from ICE in the Kennedy Center. It's got plumbing and electricity and nobody goes there anymore. They could hide out for months.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I worry that people will hide from ICE in the Kennedy Center. It's got plumbing and electricity and nobody goes there anymore. They could hide out for months.
I just got my tickets for Springtime for Putin at the Trump-Kennedy Center. I can't wait to see what Benny Johnson did with a whole musical.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just got my tickets for Springtime for Putin at the Trump-Kennedy Center. I can't wait to see what Benny Johnson did with a whole musical.
Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
I just got my tickets for Scott Baio and Rob Schneider in My Dinner with Andre at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just got my tickets for Scott Baio and Rob Schneider in My Dinner with Andre at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
You have not seen Evita until you've seen her played by Lara Trump. Coming next summer to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You have not seen Evita until you've seen her played by Lara Trump. Coming next summer to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
Sly Stallone as Hamilton is coming to the Trump-Kennedy Center in 2027.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sly Stallone as Hamilton is coming to the Trump-Kennedy Center in 2027.
This is just like when Nixon warned the McGovern campaign that they were caught breaking into RNC Headquarters.
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is just like when Nixon warned the McGovern campaign that they were caught breaking into RNC Headquarters.
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
So, we had a good time. We danced up a storm to Gloria, Stevie, and Michael. Gloria said from the stage, "Well. Look at that. Took y’all long enough to stop circling each other like nervous pigeons."
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So, we had a good time. We danced up a storm to Gloria, Stevie, and Michael. Gloria said from the stage, "Well. Look at that. Took y’all long enough to stop circling each other like nervous pigeons."
I am calling Operation Save Glendale a success!
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I am calling Operation Save Glendale a success!
I had no idea Gloria could sing. I had no idea she knew Stevie Wonder or Michael McDonald
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I had no idea Gloria could sing. I had no idea she knew Stevie Wonder or Michael McDonald
Okay, I might have been wrong about Margot. She's really not so bad. We got garland up on all the street lights and she was great to work with. We're going to watch a movie at the Christmas Tree Farm tonight.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Okay, I might have been wrong about Margot. She's really not so bad. We got garland up on all the street lights and she was great to work with. We're going to watch a movie at the Christmas Tree Farm tonight.
Folks, what do you think of how I dress? Antoine keeps taking digs. He told me that my look told him I don’t trust color, joy, or breathable fabric. Then he said Jack, darling, you dress like someone who’s never been interrupted by a compliment. I think I dress fine.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Folks, what do you think of how I dress? Antoine keeps taking digs. He told me that my look told him I don’t trust color, joy, or breathable fabric. Then he said Jack, darling, you dress like someone who’s never been interrupted by a compliment. I think I dress fine.
The Epstein Files they released are the worst advent calendar ever.
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Epstein Files they released are the worst advent calendar ever.
Margot and I are trying to start over. We went out tonight and just walked the shops on Baio Drive. I'm trying to see things from her point of view. I get that we see things differently and she drives me insane, but we don't need that bad press.
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Margot and I are trying to start over. We went out tonight and just walked the shops on Baio Drive. I'm trying to see things from her point of view. I get that we see things differently and she drives me insane, but we don't need that bad press.
Margot and I tried to work through our differences because what we do is so important. Some of these shops do 80% of their business during the holidays.
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Margot and I tried to work through our differences because what we do is so important. Some of these shops do 80% of their business during the holidays.
In fact, The Oakdale Value Shopper ran a story. The headline is Congressman brings Washington-Style Gridlock to Glendale Valley. Not good.
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
In fact, The Oakdale Value Shopper ran a story. The headline is Congressman brings Washington-Style Gridlock to Glendale Valley. Not good.
Update on decorated Glendale Valley's downtown. Things started out tense. Our committee makes no sense at all. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit,
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Update on decorated Glendale Valley's downtown. Things started out tense. Our committee makes no sense at all. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit,
I was planning to vacation in Rancho Santana for Christmas break but the state department says Nicaragua isn’t safe for a Congressman right now, so I’ll be stuck in the 54th District. I volunteered to help decorate the Glendale Valley Main Street because I thought the photo op would be good for me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I was planning to vacation in Rancho Santana for Christmas break but the state department says Nicaragua isn’t safe for a Congressman right now, so I’ll be stuck in the 54th District. I volunteered to help decorate the Glendale Valley Main Street because I thought the photo op would be good for me.
This is why I ask you all to join us conservatives in boycotting NASCAR.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is why I ask you all to join us conservatives in boycotting NASCAR.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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