I can't handle the truth.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I can't handle the truth.
Dems: don't follow illegal orders
Sensible people: It's not like situations in combat where an individual is in a position to judge whether it's legal or not.
Hegseth: hold my beer
Sensible people: It's not like situations in combat where an individual is in a position to judge whether it's legal or not.
Hegseth: hold my beer
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dems: don't follow illegal orders
Sensible people: It's not like situations in combat where an individual is in a position to judge whether it's legal or not.
Hegseth: hold my beer
Sensible people: It's not like situations in combat where an individual is in a position to judge whether it's legal or not.
Hegseth: hold my beer
'It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead…which should make all the difference…shouldn't it?' - Rozencrantz (by way of Tom Stoppard)
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
'It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead…which should make all the difference…shouldn't it?' - Rozencrantz (by way of Tom Stoppard)
Classic blunders:
1. Land war in Asia
2. Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3. Having Jeffrey Epstein as your wing-man
1. Land war in Asia
2. Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3. Having Jeffrey Epstein as your wing-man
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Classic blunders:
1. Land war in Asia
2. Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3. Having Jeffrey Epstein as your wing-man
1. Land war in Asia
2. Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3. Having Jeffrey Epstein as your wing-man
Yes. It turned the question of 'should we be a monarchy?' to be something more like: 'should you fire your granny?'.
Did QE2's longevity and popularity maintain illusion of functionality and legitimacy for UK's status quo? Without her and with the miserable spectacle of the royals now, the dignity of the British state is gone, leaving only rancid calculation and populist opportunism (v much a republican myself)
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Yes. It turned the question of 'should we be a monarchy?' to be something more like: 'should you fire your granny?'.
Mike Johnson is basically a walking SNL skit at this point... one of those annoying character ones that is reprised repeatedly long after it outlived its welcome.
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mike Johnson is basically a walking SNL skit at this point... one of those annoying character ones that is reprised repeatedly long after it outlived its welcome.
An analogy for where we are in the US right now:
Berlusconi as President, with Mussolini as his most important advisor and de-facto Prime Minister
Berlusconi as President, with Mussolini as his most important advisor and de-facto Prime Minister
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
An analogy for where we are in the US right now:
Berlusconi as President, with Mussolini as his most important advisor and de-facto Prime Minister
Berlusconi as President, with Mussolini as his most important advisor and de-facto Prime Minister
Reposted by Tom Clarke
The first person to give Tylenol a headache.
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The first person to give Tylenol a headache.
Gotta say, the most pointless enduring consequence of the great awokening is that git repos randomly either use 'main' or 'master'.
Good job guys.
Good job guys.
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gotta say, the most pointless enduring consequence of the great awokening is that git repos randomly either use 'main' or 'master'.
Good job guys.
Good job guys.
Presumably I'm just one of many parents wondering how I explain that Disney doesn't work any more to a 5 year old.
September 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Presumably I'm just one of many parents wondering how I explain that Disney doesn't work any more to a 5 year old.
We'll see if the king gets (metaphorically) burned this time.
*SUPREME COURT SETS NOV. 5 ORAL ARGUMENTS IN TRUMP TARIFFS CASES
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We'll see if the king gets (metaphorically) burned this time.
It's weird how authoritarianism is basically just 'isolated demands for rigor' at a large scale.
September 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's weird how authoritarianism is basically just 'isolated demands for rigor' at a large scale.
'fear itself' is having an evening
September 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
'fear itself' is having an evening
It's not so much that people who vote for Trump are stupid, as that the Trump administration keeps testing the boundaries of how stupid people are, and they haven't found the edge yet.
August 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It's not so much that people who vote for Trump are stupid, as that the Trump administration keeps testing the boundaries of how stupid people are, and they haven't found the edge yet.
Much as I dislike Trump, at least you can't say that his mantle is unurned.
August 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Much as I dislike Trump, at least you can't say that his mantle is unurned.
Turing test v2:
Any technology that can successfully navigate the Apple password reset system.
To reset your icloud account password, you need access to your icloud account. Real brain geniuses over there.
Any technology that can successfully navigate the Apple password reset system.
To reset your icloud account password, you need access to your icloud account. Real brain geniuses over there.
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Turing test v2:
Any technology that can successfully navigate the Apple password reset system.
To reset your icloud account password, you need access to your icloud account. Real brain geniuses over there.
Any technology that can successfully navigate the Apple password reset system.
To reset your icloud account password, you need access to your icloud account. Real brain geniuses over there.
Reposted by Tom Clarke
Immigration systems show you what governments would do to everyone if they weren't accountable to the people they serve.
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Immigration systems show you what governments would do to everyone if they weren't accountable to the people they serve.
A bit premature to celebrate independence when we are yet to dispose of the King.
July 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A bit premature to celebrate independence when we are yet to dispose of the King.
The King eats and Michael Johnson takes the shit.
July 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The King eats and Michael Johnson takes the shit.
The one thing I appreciate about the Trump admin is that we get very divergent kinds of bad, such that's it's quite hard to think about what's worse:
- killing 15 million off health insurance
- creating an expanded ICE that looks increasingly like the apparatus of a police state
Which is it?
- killing 15 million off health insurance
- creating an expanded ICE that looks increasingly like the apparatus of a police state
Which is it?
June 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The one thing I appreciate about the Trump admin is that we get very divergent kinds of bad, such that's it's quite hard to think about what's worse:
- killing 15 million off health insurance
- creating an expanded ICE that looks increasingly like the apparatus of a police state
Which is it?
- killing 15 million off health insurance
- creating an expanded ICE that looks increasingly like the apparatus of a police state
Which is it?
My wokest point of view: that Juneteenth is the most important US holiday
June 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My wokest point of view: that Juneteenth is the most important US holiday
De-ice
Cary López Alvarado, a US citizen, “lost her balance as agents ‘shoved her’ during her arrest over the weekend, she tearfully told NBC Los Angeles on Mon. from a hospital bed.”
"With just one week left before her due date, her doctors said they are monitoring López Alvarado as well as her baby …”
"With just one week left before her due date, her doctors said they are monitoring López Alvarado as well as her baby …”
A pregnant U.S. citizen went to the hospital after immigration agents detained her
Cary López Alvarado, who's nine months pregnant, said that after being released from immigration custody she experienced sharp stomach pains and was hospitalized.
www.nbcnews.com
June 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
De-ice
Make America Healthy Again*
* like it's 1795
* like it's 1795
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Make America Healthy Again*
* like it's 1795
* like it's 1795
Abolish ICE is the moderate position.
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Abolish ICE is the moderate position.