Tom Halasz
@tomhalasz.bsky.social
Retired Ind Engineer, trying to write a book, dad to three wonderful daughters and three granddaughters. Follow Cleveland sports, math, physics, and classic comedies. Oh, yeah. Tend liberal. Most of what I write is meant to be humorous. I hope it is.
Especially, since it would not accept Irish as a word.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Especially, since it would not accept Irish as a word.
Damn drunk aliens!
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Damn drunk aliens!
I saw a readout of the speech. He talks about going to war with snakes for 15 minutes, then renames the NFL to "Soccer."
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I saw a readout of the speech. He talks about going to war with snakes for 15 minutes, then renames the NFL to "Soccer."
Famous Russian joke. Knives are out for a president in deteriorating health.
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Famous Russian joke. Knives are out for a president in deteriorating health.
I'm betting on him declaring a war on snakes.
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm betting on him declaring a war on snakes.
Please don't push that red button.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Please don't push that red button.
How come this is what I thought of... and that we are inside the barrier?
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How come this is what I thought of... and that we are inside the barrier?
No. Thank you! My GF is a difficult person to find a gift for. But, this seems right up her alley.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No. Thank you! My GF is a difficult person to find a gift for. But, this seems right up her alley.
Whew. Got mine in time for Hannukah!
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Whew. Got mine in time for Hannukah!
A social media post by AI about gene editing!
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A social media post by AI about gene editing!
I always thought the movie was about using the Forest Gump character as a vehicle to tell multiple stories. I didn't think it was so much about him, as the characters around him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I always thought the movie was about using the Forest Gump character as a vehicle to tell multiple stories. I didn't think it was so much about him, as the characters around him.
Driving on left vs right side of the road.
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Driving on left vs right side of the road.
Oh, I meant that I am done working outside in rough weather. It's nice to just bundle up inside
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh, I meant that I am done working outside in rough weather. It's nice to just bundle up inside
Obituary: "It was the largest party the world has ever seen!"
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Obituary: "It was the largest party the world has ever seen!"
Pretty sure they will need to install an industrial size hand sanitizer at the gravestone.
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Pretty sure they will need to install an industrial size hand sanitizer at the gravestone.
The administration would have told us that the vacation flight was filled with drug and Blue Curaçao smugglers.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The administration would have told us that the vacation flight was filled with drug and Blue Curaçao smugglers.
To quote an old communist joke: "Sometimes there was no toilet paper in the shops. Luckily, there was not much food, either."
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
To quote an old communist joke: "Sometimes there was no toilet paper in the shops. Luckily, there was not much food, either."