This reads like the plot of The Menu II.

Is it Brownie? I hope it's Brownie.

Huh.. not the specific strain of antisemitism I would have guessed..

In his defense, annexing Greenland would make the eventual invasion of Canada much logistically feasible. Also, once they're surrounded, the Canucks may just surrender. Smart move.

Does a green tie count as diversity?

That was twitter's approach for years.

Putting all of the very valid arguments aside, continuing the protection wasn't tenable after Trump was re-elected by a plurality of the country. Yes, supreme court decisions, DOJ guidance, etc. don't help but unfortunately and misguidedly, voters have already decided the Jan 6th case.