Tom Kernan
@tomkernan.bsky.social
When I become president, it will be illegal to do The Flashback Episode within three episodes of a season finale. Looking at you Andor and Last of Us...
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When I become president, it will be illegal to do The Flashback Episode within three episodes of a season finale. Looking at you Andor and Last of Us...
Could the White House publish some example talking points on why Santa Claus is affected by global trade policy? Feel like that's going to be a tough conversation on Christmas morning.
Trump says children just need to live with fewer toys because of his tariffs: “Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls.”
May 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Could the White House publish some example talking points on why Santa Claus is affected by global trade policy? Feel like that's going to be a tough conversation on Christmas morning.
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"I never thought they'd deport *my* indentured immigrant servants," sobs man who spent $44.2 billion electing the Deport All the Immigrants Party www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Maga v Musk: Trump camp divided in bitter fight over immigration policy
Feud flared up when president-elect chose Sriram Krishnan, an Indian-born entrepreneur, as his AI adviser
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
"I never thought they'd deport *my* indentured immigrant servants," sobs man who spent $44.2 billion electing the Deport All the Immigrants Party www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Has anyone asked Nintendo where they come out on the Luigi shooter? I feel like we need to make them pick a side.
December 20, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Has anyone asked Nintendo where they come out on the Luigi shooter? I feel like we need to make them pick a side.
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A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
December 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
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Sometimes you don’t need to do your own research. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Sometimes you don’t need to do your own research. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
I feel like the alien/Iranian drone invasion of NJ would have been a much bigger story if it weren't for already being at capacity in terms of crazy news. Can you imagine if this were going on in the nineties... would have been all we talked about for months.
December 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I feel like the alien/Iranian drone invasion of NJ would have been a much bigger story if it weren't for already being at capacity in terms of crazy news. Can you imagine if this were going on in the nineties... would have been all we talked about for months.
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A MUST WATCH: Sarah Longwell absolutely tears into Kevin McCarthy for his role in enabling Trump:
It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down & resurrected him…You should never be allowed to get away with this
It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down & resurrected him…You should never be allowed to get away with this
December 11, 2024 at 9:22 PM
A MUST WATCH: Sarah Longwell absolutely tears into Kevin McCarthy for his role in enabling Trump:
It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down & resurrected him…You should never be allowed to get away with this
It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down & resurrected him…You should never be allowed to get away with this
Although coincidentally timed with the fall of his regime, sources are now reporting that Assad left Syria yesterday headed for the US after Trump tapped him as his new head of the Department of Homeland Security.
December 8, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Although coincidentally timed with the fall of his regime, sources are now reporting that Assad left Syria yesterday headed for the US after Trump tapped him as his new head of the Department of Homeland Security.
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.
"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".
"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".
December 4, 2024 at 9:04 AM
OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.
"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".
"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".