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@tomlavan.bsky.social
One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Some of whom *yesterday* attended a White House screening of a Melania movie that nobody asked for except Trump
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Some of whom *yesterday* attended a White House screening of a Melania movie that nobody asked for except Trump
Oh he’s a guardrails guy for sure. I think he thinks he’s running for president next year. He has the personally of a shoe horn.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Oh he’s a guardrails guy for sure. I think he thinks he’s running for president next year. He has the personally of a shoe horn.
Yea they didn’t ask Pritzker for the rolls as far as I could tell.
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Yea they didn’t ask Pritzker for the rolls as far as I could tell.
Of course he doesn’t mean it. Say he does mean it, assholes like @kaine.senate.gov will still cave and vote to end it without getting anything. “Best night of sleep [Tim] had in a while” he said about the last time.
They seemed days from blowing up the filibuster and these cowardly dems caved.
They seemed days from blowing up the filibuster and these cowardly dems caved.
January 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Of course he doesn’t mean it. Say he does mean it, assholes like @kaine.senate.gov will still cave and vote to end it without getting anything. “Best night of sleep [Tim] had in a while” he said about the last time.
They seemed days from blowing up the filibuster and these cowardly dems caved.
They seemed days from blowing up the filibuster and these cowardly dems caved.
We should take those 30b and buy back all the ARs being used to kill our children and neighbors. The whole 2nd amendment thing has been fully exposed as the lie it always was.
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
We should take those 30b and buy back all the ARs being used to kill our children and neighbors. The whole 2nd amendment thing has been fully exposed as the lie it always was.
Top of the list of people that need to go to jail if we ever get our country back from these ghouls
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Top of the list of people that need to go to jail if we ever get our country back from these ghouls
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 10:35 PM
*nods head out of socket*
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
*nods head out of socket*
Republican stenographer - guy is a total clown.
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Republican stenographer - guy is a total clown.
We should lose the privilege to host both of these events, period. Who would visit this dystopian nightmare anyway
January 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We should lose the privilege to host both of these events, period. Who would visit this dystopian nightmare anyway
The message is clear: any and all people that stand in the way of ICE can end up dead. These were both cold blooded murders with absolutely zero self-defense justification.
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The message is clear: any and all people that stand in the way of ICE can end up dead. These were both cold blooded murders with absolutely zero self-defense justification.
An unarmed 37 year old white female citizen with no criminal record in an idling Honda Pilot. Last words: “I’m not mad at you” to ICE agent
A lawfully armed 37 yr old white male citizen whose police chief shamefully flagged parking tickets on an otherwise clean record. Last words: “are you ok?”
A lawfully armed 37 yr old white male citizen whose police chief shamefully flagged parking tickets on an otherwise clean record. Last words: “are you ok?”
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
An unarmed 37 year old white female citizen with no criminal record in an idling Honda Pilot. Last words: “I’m not mad at you” to ICE agent
A lawfully armed 37 yr old white male citizen whose police chief shamefully flagged parking tickets on an otherwise clean record. Last words: “are you ok?”
A lawfully armed 37 yr old white male citizen whose police chief shamefully flagged parking tickets on an otherwise clean record. Last words: “are you ok?”
This is all they should be doing but they won’t.
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is all they should be doing but they won’t.
This O’Hara lad hasn’t exactly draped himself in glory through this whole nightmarish fiasco.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This O’Hara lad hasn’t exactly draped himself in glory through this whole nightmarish fiasco.
Sargeant small dick here that looks like he’s better suited to sell Girl Scout cookies than lead a paramilitary goon squad needs to be top of the list of people that go to jail if and when we get our country back from these fascists.
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Sargeant small dick here that looks like he’s better suited to sell Girl Scout cookies than lead a paramilitary goon squad needs to be top of the list of people that go to jail if and when we get our country back from these fascists.
How does he even expect us to believe this fucking bull shit. The guy is on his knees with 3 agents around him on an icy street. This was murder plain and simple.
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
How does he even expect us to believe this fucking bull shit. The guy is on his knees with 3 agents around him on an icy street. This was murder plain and simple.
I feel like he’s now intentionally diminishing the standing of the US on the global stage. This is embarrassing company when it comes to freedom, peace and democracy. Good lord.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I feel like he’s now intentionally diminishing the standing of the US on the global stage. This is embarrassing company when it comes to freedom, peace and democracy. Good lord.
Don’t get used to this version of TikTok America - if and when Dems take back control of congress, I’m sure they will do everything (read: absolutely nothing) in their power to enforce the actual law they passed on how this company was supposed to be divested.
January 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Don’t get used to this version of TikTok America - if and when Dems take back control of congress, I’m sure they will do everything (read: absolutely nothing) in their power to enforce the actual law they passed on how this company was supposed to be divested.
Not trying to be smug - I love these dudes and hope they get it but I’ve lost hope in these Dems doing anything to bring justice for 1/6
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Not trying to be smug - I love these dudes and hope they get it but I’ve lost hope in these Dems doing anything to bring justice for 1/6
Also funny how Dr Fauci has looked ~62 for about 50 years but Jake Tapper went from 38 to 62 overnight
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Also funny how Dr Fauci has looked ~62 for about 50 years but Jake Tapper went from 38 to 62 overnight
@jaketapper.bsky.social where you at? People would actually read this book you chump
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
@jaketapper.bsky.social where you at? People would actually read this book you chump
Who were the Dem yays Aaron??
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Who were the Dem yays Aaron??
This won’t surprise anyone that’s seen my Musk/Tesla content but this sounds like a remarkably stupid and reckless idea
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This won’t surprise anyone that’s seen my Musk/Tesla content but this sounds like a remarkably stupid and reckless idea