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One of those people Drake was talking about when he said โyโall sleep at the Sheratonโ
Guess weโre doing this again ๐ฆ๐ฎ
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Guess weโre doing this again ๐ฆ๐ฎ
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Herbert just under siege every time he gets the ball under center
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Herbert just under siege every time he gets the ball under center
Which I think is his actual point
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Which I think is his actual point
Well Bill Iโd actually argue they are serving their last key demo quite effectively: Karens.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well Bill Iโd actually argue they are serving their last key demo quite effectively: Karens.
That would be an effective GOTV initiative for this persuadable voter. James Carville has long been the appendix of the Democrat body. Weird, off to the side, no actual function, rendered obsolete by evolution, in need of being excised. I change the channel whenever he starts crowing from my TV.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That would be an effective GOTV initiative for this persuadable voter. James Carville has long been the appendix of the Democrat body. Weird, off to the side, no actual function, rendered obsolete by evolution, in need of being excised. I change the channel whenever he starts crowing from my TV.
Itโs also quite funny that the vibes from the very masculine very strong very secure โsecretary of warโ are โgirllllll your accessories are not working for you with this coat. Weโre gonna have to give you a makeoverโ
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Itโs also quite funny that the vibes from the very masculine very strong very secure โsecretary of warโ are โgirllllll your accessories are not working for you with this coat. Weโre gonna have to give you a makeoverโ
โUnusual casesโ pretty weak sauce fam. Letโs call this what it was.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
โUnusual casesโ pretty weak sauce fam. Letโs call this what it was.
He absolutely is confused by a mirror image which is fucking hilarious.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He absolutely is confused by a mirror image which is fucking hilarious.
Bari Weiss is an embarrassment to our generation (everyone on Bluesky is ~38)
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Bari Weiss is an embarrassment to our generation (everyone on Bluesky is ~38)
The idea that anyone finds this shakey voiced, roided up, brain-wormed loon attractive truly blows my mind.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The idea that anyone finds this shakey voiced, roided up, brain-wormed loon attractive truly blows my mind.
The party of โindividual freedomโ wants to dictate:
How many toys Americans buy for their children at Christmas
Acceptable ways to mourn a racist and bigoted far right activist theyโve now all but forgotten
Which comedians are allowed to tell us jokes
What to wear to the airport (?)
How many toys Americans buy for their children at Christmas
Acceptable ways to mourn a racist and bigoted far right activist theyโve now all but forgotten
Which comedians are allowed to tell us jokes
What to wear to the airport (?)
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The party of โindividual freedomโ wants to dictate:
How many toys Americans buy for their children at Christmas
Acceptable ways to mourn a racist and bigoted far right activist theyโve now all but forgotten
Which comedians are allowed to tell us jokes
What to wear to the airport (?)
How many toys Americans buy for their children at Christmas
Acceptable ways to mourn a racist and bigoted far right activist theyโve now all but forgotten
Which comedians are allowed to tell us jokes
What to wear to the airport (?)
And I want to counsel the esteemed Mother Jones EIC that thinks we should support the Trump authoritarianism and corruption normalizing NYT for the photos that maybe she should climb down from her high horse. Question for you: is this some of that elite photojournalism that deserves our support?
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And I want to counsel the esteemed Mother Jones EIC that thinks we should support the Trump authoritarianism and corruption normalizing NYT for the photos that maybe she should climb down from her high horse. Question for you: is this some of that elite photojournalism that deserves our support?
You seem the same to me and I say that as the highest compliment. Second favorite Molly, first is my sister.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You seem the same to me and I say that as the highest compliment. Second favorite Molly, first is my sister.
My favorite term in all of sports is โstuffโ in baseball. โHere comes finstock out of the bullpen, hopefully he can get his good stuff working tonightโ
This woman - she does not have good stuff.
This woman - she does not have good stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My favorite term in all of sports is โstuffโ in baseball. โHere comes finstock out of the bullpen, hopefully he can get his good stuff working tonightโ
This woman - she does not have good stuff.
This woman - she does not have good stuff.
And you know that Elon has his grubby fingers on all those specific algorithmic levers. What a useless pathetic little monster of a man he is.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And you know that Elon has his grubby fingers on all those specific algorithmic levers. What a useless pathetic little monster of a man he is.
One of these is one too many and they have had many more than one. Thank god we have a competent, principled government that can be relied on for appropriately measured regulation.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One of these is one too many and they have had many more than one. Thank god we have a competent, principled government that can be relied on for appropriately measured regulation.
Very well said ๐
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Very well said ๐
Iโve been on this beat for a while but Elon is the least interesting, least funny, least thoughtful person we could find on planet earth to put in charge of an influential social media network. Youโd have to pay me a trillion dollars to be forced to spend a Joe Rogans podcast worth of time with him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Iโve been on this beat for a while but Elon is the least interesting, least funny, least thoughtful person we could find on planet earth to put in charge of an influential social media network. Youโd have to pay me a trillion dollars to be forced to spend a Joe Rogans podcast worth of time with him.
Iโd argue heโs not in denial, that he knows full well, but heโs lying to continue to avoid his own culpability for the slow motion car crash that we all saw coming, him most of all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Iโd argue heโs not in denial, that he knows full well, but heโs lying to continue to avoid his own culpability for the slow motion car crash that we all saw coming, him most of all.
Really embarrassing stuff from Noah. Consciously or not, as a result of X radicalization or not, heโs clearly decided thereโs not an incremental sub to be had from left of center readers. And heโs doing his damndest to prove that premise correct.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Really embarrassing stuff from Noah. Consciously or not, as a result of X radicalization or not, heโs clearly decided thereโs not an incremental sub to be had from left of center readers. And heโs doing his damndest to prove that premise correct.
Kristen Welker is an embarrassment to journalism
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Kristen Welker is an embarrassment to journalism
Sorry Clara but I think weโre going to have to hear all the other reasons. Giving the NYT a pass on minimizing and normalizing trumps corruption/authoritarianism after maximizing any and all critiques of Biden forโฆthe photosโฆdoesnโt add up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sorry Clara but I think weโre going to have to hear all the other reasons. Giving the NYT a pass on minimizing and normalizing trumps corruption/authoritarianism after maximizing any and all critiques of Biden forโฆthe photosโฆdoesnโt add up.
Yea they should have just stayed home with this effort. Totally phoned it in.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yea they should have just stayed home with this effort. Totally phoned it in.
Iโm in there. REGRETS.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Iโm in there. REGRETS.
That line was brutal for sure. But on the whole, itโs a solid piece and it got stronger after Lizza proved the writerโs main premise correct: that the whole thing is just monetizing eye balls when he shamelessly dropped โpart 2โ of his rebuttal behind his paywall.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That line was brutal for sure. But on the whole, itโs a solid piece and it got stronger after Lizza proved the writerโs main premise correct: that the whole thing is just monetizing eye balls when he shamelessly dropped โpart 2โ of his rebuttal behind his paywall.
And if anybody decides they have to read Lizza please for the love of god donโt pay him. Hereโs a Google doc of the paywalled part 2
bsky.app/profile/mari...
bsky.app/profile/mari...
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And if anybody decides they have to read Lizza please for the love of god donโt pay him. Hereโs a Google doc of the paywalled part 2
bsky.app/profile/mari...
bsky.app/profile/mari...