Tommy Tomlinson
@tommytomlinson.bsky.social
Author of DOGLAND (on the Westminster Dog Show) and THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM (memoir on obesity in America). Newsletter: THE WRITING SHED. Georgia boy, Carolina man.
This Kiffin tick-tock is excellent and also includes one of the most SEC sentences ever:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This Kiffin tick-tock is excellent and also includes one of the most SEC sentences ever:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The ACC is like the goddamn Cones of Dunshire (via @sethemerson.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The ACC is like the goddamn Cones of Dunshire (via @sethemerson.bsky.social)
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D
I'm a teenage lobotomy
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D
I'm a teenage lobotomy
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D
I'm a teenage lobotomy
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D
I'm a teenage lobotomy
It’s not even halftime
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s not even halftime
Looks like it's time for a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looks like it's time for a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper
The thing you need to know before you see this fantasy football score is that our league counts actual scores only—no points for yards, receptions, etc.
I just fired my defensive coordinator.
I just fired my defensive coordinator.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The thing you need to know before you see this fantasy football score is that our league counts actual scores only—no points for yards, receptions, etc.
I just fired my defensive coordinator.
I just fired my defensive coordinator.
Wow, Georgia’s sideline signals have gotten really advanced
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wow, Georgia’s sideline signals have gotten really advanced
May you live in times of "interesting content"
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
May you live in times of "interesting content"
If I get to pick who they sock, sure
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I get to pick who they sock, sure
Always makes me long for the Spy Hunter oil slick
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Always makes me long for the Spy Hunter oil slick
October 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just noticed this: the ESPN gamecast now has a halftime countdown clock
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just noticed this: the ESPN gamecast now has a halftime countdown clock
That’s why I go for that rock ‘n’ roll music
Any old way you choose it
It’s got a (NOT A REAL WORD, APPARENTLY), you can’t lose it
Any old time you use it
Any old way you choose it
It’s got a (NOT A REAL WORD, APPARENTLY), you can’t lose it
Any old time you use it
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That’s why I go for that rock ‘n’ roll music
Any old way you choose it
It’s got a (NOT A REAL WORD, APPARENTLY), you can’t lose it
Any old time you use it
Any old way you choose it
It’s got a (NOT A REAL WORD, APPARENTLY), you can’t lose it
Any old time you use it
It’s only week 3 but I think this might hold up as most baffling NFL score of the year
September 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s only week 3 but I think this might hold up as most baffling NFL score of the year
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think I know who the first coach to get fired is gonna be
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think I know who the first coach to get fired is gonna be
Recovering a fumble for Austin Peay …
September 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Recovering a fumble for Austin Peay …
Just dropping this here
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just dropping this here
MANJACK IV is okay, but I thought MANJACK II was the best of the series
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
MANJACK IV is okay, but I thought MANJACK II was the best of the series