Tommy Tomlinson
@tommytomlinson.bsky.social
Author of DOGLAND (on the Westminster Dog Show) and THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM (memoir on obesity in America). Newsletter: THE WRITING SHED. Georgia boy, Carolina man.
This Kiffin tick-tock is excellent and also includes one of the most SEC sentences ever:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This Kiffin tick-tock is excellent and also includes one of the most SEC sentences ever:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wondering if I can go ahead and put in for a credential to next year’s LSU-Ole Miss game
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wondering if I can go ahead and put in for a credential to next year’s LSU-Ole Miss game
College football is the only sport where fans show up at the airport to flip you off and hot yoga ladies roast you when you’re gone
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
College football is the only sport where fans show up at the airport to flip you off and hot yoga ladies roast you when you’re gone
The kicker can leave the Falcons but the Falcons never leave the kicker
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The kicker can leave the Falcons but the Falcons never leave the kicker
K&W (and similar spots) felt like the most ecumenical places in the South. You saw everybody there, united under the flag of smothered chicken and coconut cream pie.
Wow! K&W Cafeterias, a southern comfort food staple, has abruptly closed its remaining locations.
K&W Cafeteria closes all locations permanently
Wow! K&W Cafeterias, a southern comfort food staple, has abruptly closed its remaining locations.
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
K&W (and similar spots) felt like the most ecumenical places in the South. You saw everybody there, united under the flag of smothered chicken and coconut cream pie.
Haven’t watched PTI in years, flipped it on tonight just in time to hear Wilbon call Lane Kiffin a “louse.” Perfect word.
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Haven’t watched PTI in years, flipped it on tonight just in time to hear Wilbon call Lane Kiffin a “louse.” Perfect word.
If you want to understand how college football works, just read Godfrey.
(Also: love how he offhandedly drops the Saban job offer bombshell in here)
(Also: love how he offhandedly drops the Saban job offer bombshell in here)
Lane Kiffin wanted to coach at Ole Miss and LSU. That only made sense on ESPN.
Column from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
Column from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
Guest column | How Nick Saban and ESPN tried to help Lane Kiffin coach two teams at once
Kiffin wanted to stay at Mississippi through the College Football Playoff even after taking the job at LSU. That only made sense on television.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you want to understand how college football works, just read Godfrey.
(Also: love how he offhandedly drops the Saban job offer bombshell in here)
(Also: love how he offhandedly drops the Saban job offer bombshell in here)
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this is one of the most college football photos I’ve ever seen
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this is one of the most college football photos I’ve ever seen
Clearly the Panthers should plan every series to get to fourth down as quickly as possible
Bryce Young’s passing statistics on fourth downs this year: 12-of-16, 219 yards, 3 touchdowns, 11 passing first downs, one rushing first down.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Clearly the Panthers should plan every series to get to fourth down as quickly as possible
Delightfully surprised, really not used to this feeling as a Panthers fan
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Delightfully surprised, really not used to this feeling as a Panthers fan
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The first rule of picking Panthers games is don’t pick Panthers games. Once you realize this you will be free.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The first rule of picking Panthers games is don’t pick Panthers games. Once you realize this you will be free.
This is the happiest Panthers fans have been in … five years?
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is the happiest Panthers fans have been in … five years?
We should build the whole plane out of the Panthers’ fourth-down offense
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We should build the whole plane out of the Panthers’ fourth-down offense
Holy shit, Panthers
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Holy shit, Panthers
You do, in fact, have to hand it to Puka Nacua
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You do, in fact, have to hand it to Puka Nacua
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Listen honestly as much as I'd like them to pass more these Chuba runs are becoming erotic
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Listen honestly as much as I'd like them to pass more these Chuba runs are becoming erotic
The Panthers had the ball for 13:10 of that third quarter
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Panthers had the ball for 13:10 of that third quarter
The Panthers are such a hilarious mystery from week to week, apparently this is “outscore the freaking Rams in a shootout” week
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Panthers are such a hilarious mystery from week to week, apparently this is “outscore the freaking Rams in a shootout” week
LSU plays at Ole Miss next year, that's gonna be a hilarious game either way
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
LSU plays at Ole Miss next year, that's gonna be a hilarious game either way
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Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
Lane just has some business to clear up first, he has to settle his bill at Square Books for that Brene Brown boxed set
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Lane just has some business to clear up first, he has to settle his bill at Square Books for that Brene Brown boxed set
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Duke made a conference title game before Mike Elko
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Duke made a conference title game before Mike Elko
You’re laughing now but just wait until Stephen Miller deports all the other teams and Duke wins the national title
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You’re laughing now but just wait until Stephen Miller deports all the other teams and Duke wins the national title
Did Lane say he was deciding tonight EST or PST?
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Did Lane say he was deciding tonight EST or PST?