tommytwopence.bsky.social
@tommytwopence.bsky.social
Very average.
Every plane brings people carrying E. coli. They must be purged at immigration!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It'd be awesome if a future president restores it exactly. Even better if the Trump estate pays for it.
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I read that book many moons ago. Excellent pick.
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He's pushing all his chips to the center of the table.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My first reaction is she's trying to keep her name in the news. Her fifteen minutes are about up.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Crisis? What Crisis?
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What? No Kid Rock? No Ted Nugent?
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The bottom one should be the Good Ship Lollipop.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh, my bucket list.
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In Britain, they're forced to eat squirrels to survive, but the squirrels are festively decorated.
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He's going to announce that we are going to war with Fernando Valenzuela, isn't he?
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
But... but... this is about the drugs Stephen...
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Christmas in Prison. For the holiday mood.

youtu.be/cQaJn11t94M?...
Christmas in Prison
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sounding as delusional as the American President. How did we get here?
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This one seems just right. Joyeux Noel.

youtu.be/KRrr-CDXijs?...
Joyeux Noel Trailer
YouTube video by TheContentAgency
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
😃
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bigger than D-Day? I think not.

"The invasion fleet, which was drawn from eight different navies, comprised 6,939 vessels: 1,213 warships, 4,126 landing craft of various types, 736 ancillary craft, and 864 merchant vessels."
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sixth generation technology, explained by a five year old.
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
🎯
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Grampies been into the cooking Sherry again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yeah, you know. Like a hypersonic dirigible.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He's gone round the bend, and he's never coming back.
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM