Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows
@tommywingo.bsky.social
Dad, Partner, Post-Production Manager, Part-Time Wookie
Publix: Where the 1950s are a pleasure!
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Publix: Where the 1950s are a pleasure!
The year is 2026 in the United States. Loser chic is the style of the ruling class. It is both comedy and tragedy. The power of whiteness is now derived from saying “I’m being oppressed.” You’ve reached the dumbest timeline.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The year is 2026 in the United States. Loser chic is the style of the ruling class. It is both comedy and tragedy. The power of whiteness is now derived from saying “I’m being oppressed.” You’ve reached the dumbest timeline.
The way you live peacefully with people who disagree with you, pulling a gun on you and shooting you, is those people go to jail.
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The way you live peacefully with people who disagree with you, pulling a gun on you and shooting you, is those people go to jail.
I’ve been resistent to quickly say to abolish ICE fo the last few years beacuse “they must be doing something necessary.” The fact that guy was with ICE for 10 years removed any concerns I had that they were doing anything worthwhile.
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’ve been resistent to quickly say to abolish ICE fo the last few years beacuse “they must be doing something necessary.” The fact that guy was with ICE for 10 years removed any concerns I had that they were doing anything worthwhile.
Income caps make people with money resent the existence of people without money.
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Income caps make people with money resent the existence of people without money.
My daughter probably hates how I’m trying to weave education about being manipulated on social media around her Conformity Gate disappointment. I was born for this and tempered in the fires of the past 10 years 🔥
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
My daughter probably hates how I’m trying to weave education about being manipulated on social media around her Conformity Gate disappointment. I was born for this and tempered in the fires of the past 10 years 🔥
DeSantis gonna dummymander himself into the history books.
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
DeSantis gonna dummymander himself into the history books.
While I don’t want the US to leave NATO, I think I might rather us leave it than break it.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
While I don’t want the US to leave NATO, I think I might rather us leave it than break it.
The NYT is the paper of record because it “runs on vibes” and reflects that we are living in profoundly foolish, reckless times.
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The NYT is the paper of record because it “runs on vibes” and reflects that we are living in profoundly foolish, reckless times.
Probably need to talk about our crisis of integrity before we start worrying about anyone’s masculinity.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Probably need to talk about our crisis of integrity before we start worrying about anyone’s masculinity.
Whether it’s for positive or negative outcome, the historical MO of the United States is “Hey, watch while I do this thing.”
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Whether it’s for positive or negative outcome, the historical MO of the United States is “Hey, watch while I do this thing.”
Iraq: Y’all, we don’t need a Marshall Plan.
Venezuela: Nobody is controlling anything on the ground, but trust us when we say we’re leading this country.
Venezuela: Nobody is controlling anything on the ground, but trust us when we say we’re leading this country.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Iraq: Y’all, we don’t need a Marshall Plan.
Venezuela: Nobody is controlling anything on the ground, but trust us when we say we’re leading this country.
Venezuela: Nobody is controlling anything on the ground, but trust us when we say we’re leading this country.
It doesn’t go any deeper than people just want to feel like they are winning.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
It doesn’t go any deeper than people just want to feel like they are winning.
Is this the first time a child rapist leader has deposed another head of state? I’m guessing that’s a no.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Is this the first time a child rapist leader has deposed another head of state? I’m guessing that’s a no.
My conspiracy brain says rich weirdos want US debt to be “more sustainable” just so there is less demand to seize their wealth through taxes.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My conspiracy brain says rich weirdos want US debt to be “more sustainable” just so there is less demand to seize their wealth through taxes.
Heritage American sounds like a phrase coined by an alien species who eats us.
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Heritage American sounds like a phrase coined by an alien species who eats us.
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Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.
This is where I go to shout things into the void.
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is where I go to shout things into the void.
There are trans people in my life. If you make those people a target, you’ve ceded all credibility with me. Stop being stupid assholes.
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There are trans people in my life. If you make those people a target, you’ve ceded all credibility with me. Stop being stupid assholes.
RFK Jr looks like a reanimated slice of Spam.
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
RFK Jr looks like a reanimated slice of Spam.
Roberts is excited about the dummymanders.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Roberts is excited about the dummymanders.
Everyone I don’t like is the Antichrist.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Everyone I don’t like is the Antichrist.
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It's not just a call. It's a warning 🦇
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's not just a call. It's a warning 🦇
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Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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