Tom Pashkov
@tompashkov.bsky.social
Pinned
Tom Pashkov
@tompashkov.bsky.social
· May 7
They say the
pen is mightier
than the sword.
They would say that,
they have the sword,
and the pen.
pen is mightier
than the sword.
They would say that,
they have the sword,
and the pen.
The current load
of
puns about electricity
are
shockingly grounded.
of
puns about electricity
are
shockingly grounded.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The current load
of
puns about electricity
are
shockingly grounded.
of
puns about electricity
are
shockingly grounded.
We built this city.
We built this city
on
Rock
and Roll!
We should have used concrete.
We built this city
on
Rock
and Roll!
We should have used concrete.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We built this city.
We built this city
on
Rock
and Roll!
We should have used concrete.
We built this city
on
Rock
and Roll!
We should have used concrete.
'I hate communism
because
I like to fight my Musketeers
one at a time.'
because
I like to fight my Musketeers
one at a time.'
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
'I hate communism
because
I like to fight my Musketeers
one at a time.'
because
I like to fight my Musketeers
one at a time.'
You can imagine my disappointment
upon receiving the news
that the corner store would not,
I repeat,
would not sell me a corner.
I mean, what am I supposed to cut?
upon receiving the news
that the corner store would not,
I repeat,
would not sell me a corner.
I mean, what am I supposed to cut?
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You can imagine my disappointment
upon receiving the news
that the corner store would not,
I repeat,
would not sell me a corner.
I mean, what am I supposed to cut?
upon receiving the news
that the corner store would not,
I repeat,
would not sell me a corner.
I mean, what am I supposed to cut?
"Penny for your thoughts?"
She asked.
"You're only half way there if you want my two cents worth."
I replied.
#extremelyshortfiction
She asked.
"You're only half way there if you want my two cents worth."
I replied.
#extremelyshortfiction
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"Penny for your thoughts?"
She asked.
"You're only half way there if you want my two cents worth."
I replied.
#extremelyshortfiction
She asked.
"You're only half way there if you want my two cents worth."
I replied.
#extremelyshortfiction
The ratchet only turns one way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The ratchet only turns one way.
The main reason
50 Cent is mad
about Mamdani's 2% tax on the rich
is that he's going to have to change his name to
49 Cent.
50 Cent is mad
about Mamdani's 2% tax on the rich
is that he's going to have to change his name to
49 Cent.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The main reason
50 Cent is mad
about Mamdani's 2% tax on the rich
is that he's going to have to change his name to
49 Cent.
50 Cent is mad
about Mamdani's 2% tax on the rich
is that he's going to have to change his name to
49 Cent.
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
there was a man with a giant sphincter.
"That's not a cave, oh my god, that's his asshole!"
It is the home of a million birds.
Or bats.
I don't know for sure
but
millions of something came out of his ass last night
and look at all the guano.
#badpoetry
there was a man with a giant sphincter.
"That's not a cave, oh my god, that's his asshole!"
It is the home of a million birds.
Or bats.
I don't know for sure
but
millions of something came out of his ass last night
and look at all the guano.
#badpoetry
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
there was a man with a giant sphincter.
"That's not a cave, oh my god, that's his asshole!"
It is the home of a million birds.
Or bats.
I don't know for sure
but
millions of something came out of his ass last night
and look at all the guano.
#badpoetry
there was a man with a giant sphincter.
"That's not a cave, oh my god, that's his asshole!"
It is the home of a million birds.
Or bats.
I don't know for sure
but
millions of something came out of his ass last night
and look at all the guano.
#badpoetry
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I remember when a big yellow paged book doxed everyone annually.
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I remember when a big yellow paged book doxed everyone annually.
Reposted by Tom Pashkov
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
This.
Charlie Kirk and the Empathy Paradox
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This.
Be that guy.
FIGHTING FASCISTS - BE THAT GUY
YouTube video by Charlie Angus
youtu.be
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Be that guy.
Money, all the way the fuck out, of politics.
The Shocking Truth About Dark Money
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Money, all the way the fuck out, of politics.
It's capitalism. It wants to kill. It will come for us all.
Exposing the Monsanto Conspiracy
YouTube video by Veritasium
www.youtube.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's capitalism. It wants to kill. It will come for us all.
Here in ze bar,
she killed Nazis for fun,
there vus no vere to hide
there vus no vere
to
run
in
barss.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie...
she killed Nazis for fun,
there vus no vere to hide
there vus no vere
to
run
in
barss.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie...
Freddie Oversteegen - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Here in ze bar,
she killed Nazis for fun,
there vus no vere to hide
there vus no vere
to
run
in
barss.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie...
she killed Nazis for fun,
there vus no vere to hide
there vus no vere
to
run
in
barss.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie...
As I eat my Sunday donut.
The Worst Story in Food History: How Sugar Destroyed Everything
YouTube video by OTR Food & History
youtu.be
August 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
As I eat my Sunday donut.
It's the guns.
Seize the means of destruction,
cold dead hands be damned.
Seize the means of destruction,
cold dead hands be damned.
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's the guns.
Seize the means of destruction,
cold dead hands be damned.
Seize the means of destruction,
cold dead hands be damned.
Unfair to Luddites. Luddites were based. Luddites were correct.
"If it's Luddite, it's alright."
"If it's Luddite, it's alright."
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
August 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Unfair to Luddites. Luddites were based. Luddites were correct.
"If it's Luddite, it's alright."
"If it's Luddite, it's alright."
I would contend that the executives at the BBC, have over the years made decisions which caused their viewers, those who have lived long enough to notice, to see said British broadcasting corporation as predictable in its support for the establishment, inauthentic and as such, unreliable.
‘The BBC feels very samey and boring’: the over-50s who prefer YouTube
‘The BBC feels very samey and boring’: the over-50s who prefer YouTube
More Britons in this age group are switching to the video platform, with its shorter, niche and more personal content
www.theguardian.com
August 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I would contend that the executives at the BBC, have over the years made decisions which caused their viewers, those who have lived long enough to notice, to see said British broadcasting corporation as predictable in its support for the establishment, inauthentic and as such, unreliable.
I always thought that 'P. Diddy' sounded like a country song about urine.
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I always thought that 'P. Diddy' sounded like a country song about urine.
This is the way.
South Park Humiliated Trump, And The White House Responded
YouTube video by The Rational National
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is the way.