Tom Pashkov
@tompashkov.bsky.social
'Again' implies that it happened at least once.
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
'Again' implies that it happened at least once.
It looks like it's made of chocolate.
Is it made of chocolate?
Admit it, Kim, it's made of chocolate.
Is it made of chocolate?
Admit it, Kim, it's made of chocolate.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It looks like it's made of chocolate.
Is it made of chocolate?
Admit it, Kim, it's made of chocolate.
Is it made of chocolate?
Admit it, Kim, it's made of chocolate.
Eugene was always a scumbag.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Eugene was always a scumbag.
*must result in prosecutions.
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*must result in prosecutions.
If it's all pages of black ink, someone needs to fax that to the White House over and over again.
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If it's all pages of black ink, someone needs to fax that to the White House over and over again.
Where lying to oneself is concerned, I wager Marla told more than a few whoppers.
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Where lying to oneself is concerned, I wager Marla told more than a few whoppers.
A reasonable alterative would be the cop being brave and taking this guy on without a gun. Is it dangerous to the cop? Fuck yes, that's the fucking job shit bird. A few dead cops is a price I'm willing to pay for a safer world.
Decertify all police unions. All of them. Gone.
Decertify all police unions. All of them. Gone.
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A reasonable alterative would be the cop being brave and taking this guy on without a gun. Is it dangerous to the cop? Fuck yes, that's the fucking job shit bird. A few dead cops is a price I'm willing to pay for a safer world.
Decertify all police unions. All of them. Gone.
Decertify all police unions. All of them. Gone.
The context, thirty minutes later.
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The context, thirty minutes later.
No, that’s not the one.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No, that’s not the one.
They say that 'comedy is tragedy plus time'.
How much time depends on both the tragedy and the comedian.
How much time depends on both the tragedy and the comedian.
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They say that 'comedy is tragedy plus time'.
How much time depends on both the tragedy and the comedian.
How much time depends on both the tragedy and the comedian.
Hear me out: A movie about a romantic relationship between hockey players called: 'Dump and Chase'.
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hear me out: A movie about a romantic relationship between hockey players called: 'Dump and Chase'.
A Colombian death squad conducting operations in red states against ICE and other Nazis would be a cool idea for a movie. It's like Inglorious Basterds, only the heroes are Latino. The Nazis are still Nazis, the difference is that they don't speak German and are morbidly obese.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A Colombian death squad conducting operations in red states against ICE and other Nazis would be a cool idea for a movie. It's like Inglorious Basterds, only the heroes are Latino. The Nazis are still Nazis, the difference is that they don't speak German and are morbidly obese.
Donald Trump is an unstable & violent lunatic.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Donald Trump is an unstable & violent lunatic.
Now we got glaciers taking Ozempic?
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Now we got glaciers taking Ozempic?
These Republican maps assume the same numbers as last election. That's a mistake, and I'm glad they're making it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
These Republican maps assume the same numbers as last election. That's a mistake, and I'm glad they're making it.
Trump is nicer and more respectful to Mamdani than Democratic Party leaders are.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trump is nicer and more respectful to Mamdani than Democratic Party leaders are.
I have a peace plan but I'm guessing Vladimir wouldn't like it because it involves him in the Hague.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have a peace plan but I'm guessing Vladimir wouldn't like it because it involves him in the Hague.
