Tom Rhymer
@tomrhymer.bsky.social
Author and narrator. Odd duck who is often painfully sincere. Honi soit qui mal y pense. Check out tomrhymer.com!
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I had the pleasure of visiting Malta last September. What an incredibly beautiful place, so rich in history!
May 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I had the pleasure of visiting Malta last September. What an incredibly beautiful place, so rich in history!
“And he who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”
May 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“And he who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”
A candle in the dark, dripping hot wax onto erogenous zones
April 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A candle in the dark, dripping hot wax onto erogenous zones
Anytime someone mentions a movie sequel that has a “II” in the title, I automatically add “Dreams Come True;” e.g. “Jaws II: Dreams Come True.” If my daughter murders me, this will be the reason.
March 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anytime someone mentions a movie sequel that has a “II” in the title, I automatically add “Dreams Come True;” e.g. “Jaws II: Dreams Come True.” If my daughter murders me, this will be the reason.
That’s what that’s for?!?
March 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That’s what that’s for?!?
That’s just good smutty value.
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That’s just good smutty value.
I gave up on sports writing when the use of nouns as verbs included “they need to defense the run game”
February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I gave up on sports writing when the use of nouns as verbs included “they need to defense the run game”
I’ve been studying the Algerian War of Independence, as it happens. Not sure where that ranks.
February 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ve been studying the Algerian War of Independence, as it happens. Not sure where that ranks.
Wait, not Brie Larsen’s band in Scott Pilgrim?
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wait, not Brie Larsen’s band in Scott Pilgrim?
Because Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
February 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Because Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Glad for you guys! We’re getting the whole “Day After Tomorrow” treatment lol
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Glad for you guys! We’re getting the whole “Day After Tomorrow” treatment lol
Good morning! Shovelled last night, shovelling again in a few hours (insert boiler room scene from Titanic)
February 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning! Shovelled last night, shovelling again in a few hours (insert boiler room scene from Titanic)
Ooh! Play some Enya!
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ooh! Play some Enya!
Medievalist checking in
February 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Medievalist checking in
Yeah, knowing me I’ll be distracted
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yeah, knowing me I’ll be distracted
Never go full Kafka.
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Never go full Kafka.
That is an AMAZING accent.
February 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That is an AMAZING accent.
I see what you did there
February 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I see what you did there