Tom Rhymer
@tomrhymer.bsky.social
Author and narrator. Odd duck who is often painfully sincere. Honi soit qui mal y pense. Check out tomrhymer.com!
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Release day, release day…I love release day!!
April 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Release day, release day…I love release day!!
Huzzah! My latest book has gone live! If you would enjoy a medieval romance between two knights set in the crusades, this is the book for you!
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April 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Huzzah! My latest book has gone live! If you would enjoy a medieval romance between two knights set in the crusades, this is the book for you!
www.amazon.ca/Unwise-Love-...
www.amazon.ca/Unwise-Love-...
Hey all, haven’t posted in a while because everything has just seemed so insane. But I’m still writing what I love!
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey all, haven’t posted in a while because everything has just seemed so insane. But I’m still writing what I love!
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You’re invited!
January 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You’re invited!
When your dead wife won’t stop trying to kill you, and the damn fae get involved…
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Strange Corners
Amazon.com: Strange Corners eBook : Rhymer, Tom: Kindle Store
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January 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When your dead wife won’t stop trying to kill you, and the damn fae get involved…
www.amazon.com/Strange-Corn...
www.amazon.com/Strange-Corn...
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Wild medieval adventure romance? Roguish space pirates? Sexy Vikings? Legally dubious mafia weddings? You can find them all at tomrhymer.com!
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January 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wild medieval adventure romance? Roguish space pirates? Sexy Vikings? Legally dubious mafia weddings? You can find them all at tomrhymer.com!
Do we make caricatures of people (BBQ Bro, Karen, etc.) because we encounter too damn many people? It just seems so reductive.
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do we make caricatures of people (BBQ Bro, Karen, etc.) because we encounter too damn many people? It just seems so reductive.
If you like Viking erotic romance, BOY do I have good news for you.
The good news is that I write Viking erotic romance. In case that wasn’t clear.
The good news is that I write Viking erotic romance. In case that wasn’t clear.
January 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you like Viking erotic romance, BOY do I have good news for you.
The good news is that I write Viking erotic romance. In case that wasn’t clear.
The good news is that I write Viking erotic romance. In case that wasn’t clear.
I’m really enjoying my own frienaissance with TTRPGs right now. It’s a wonderful return! :)
December 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I’m really enjoying my own frienaissance with TTRPGs right now. It’s a wonderful return! :)
Few years back I had enormous fun narrating “The Shadow Over Innsmouth,” this fact notwithstanding.
December 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Few years back I had enormous fun narrating “The Shadow Over Innsmouth,” this fact notwithstanding.
Another shameless promo, you say? Why, yes it is! I invite you to enjoy Non Nobis, an M/M romance set in the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
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Non Nobis: Not For Us
Non Nobis: Not For Us - Kindle edition by Rhymer, Tom. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Non Nobis: Not For Us.
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December 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Another shameless promo, you say? Why, yes it is! I invite you to enjoy Non Nobis, an M/M romance set in the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
www.amazon.com/Non-Nobis-No...
www.amazon.com/Non-Nobis-No...
Okay, let’s hear it! Favourite opening line to a novel. Here’s mine:
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
-William Gibson, Neuromancer
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
-William Gibson, Neuromancer
December 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Okay, let’s hear it! Favourite opening line to a novel. Here’s mine:
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
-William Gibson, Neuromancer
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
-William Gibson, Neuromancer
It’s always been true.
December 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
It’s always been true.
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You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
Sometimes it’s better not to pay attention too closely.
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Sometimes it’s better not to pay attention too closely.
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Coming soon: Vildheim - New Rules Lite D10 TTRPG
A complete System and Setting. Inspired by The Witcher, Bloodborne and Scandinavian Myths
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December 7, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Happy #selfpromosaturday folks!!
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I LOVE Champions Cup rugby. You never know what to expect!
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I LOVE Champions Cup rugby. You never know what to expect!
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Shortly after this photo was taken, Sumo wrestler Kitanowaka Daisuke pushed the Royal Albert Hall out of the ring, winning his bout.
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Shortly after this photo was taken, Sumo wrestler Kitanowaka Daisuke pushed the Royal Albert Hall out of the ring, winning his bout.
I think about this a lot.
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I think about this a lot.
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Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"