Tom
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The Protagonist of Reality
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Blast! My 1800s industrial machine roommate is keeping his equipment near my provisions again
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Blast! My 1800s industrial machine roommate is keeping his equipment near my provisions again
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Mariah Carey really said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas, just an entire human being”
December 18, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Mariah Carey really said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas, just an entire human being”
Why is he wearing jeans
December 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Why is he wearing jeans
When you’re out of underwear and you don’t have time to do laundry, so you have to wear the pair of panties a girl gave you three years ago
December 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM
When you’re out of underwear and you don’t have time to do laundry, so you have to wear the pair of panties a girl gave you three years ago
I think it’s cool how if you walk into Subway, the workers are always surprised that anyone would eat there
December 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I think it’s cool how if you walk into Subway, the workers are always surprised that anyone would eat there
You gotta expose yourself to the Disney’s of the world every once in a while in order to stay humble and remained balanced
You need to go to Chic Fil A by Times Square for lunch on a Friday before Christmas to remind yourself of the human condition
You need to go to Chic Fil A by Times Square for lunch on a Friday before Christmas to remind yourself of the human condition
December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You gotta expose yourself to the Disney’s of the world every once in a while in order to stay humble and remained balanced
You need to go to Chic Fil A by Times Square for lunch on a Friday before Christmas to remind yourself of the human condition
You need to go to Chic Fil A by Times Square for lunch on a Friday before Christmas to remind yourself of the human condition
My New Year’s Resolution is to consume less and produce more, but unfortunately that doesn’t work for poop
December 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My New Year’s Resolution is to consume less and produce more, but unfortunately that doesn’t work for poop
They should have both a men’s bathroom and a boy’s bathroom, for when you want to pee, but you don’t want it to be so serious and high stakes
December 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
They should have both a men’s bathroom and a boy’s bathroom, for when you want to pee, but you don’t want it to be so serious and high stakes
Can you guys stop making the ideology-based assassination so political?
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Can you guys stop making the ideology-based assassination so political?
Say what you will about the mayor being a fascist, at least the train also doesn’t run on time
December 8, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Say what you will about the mayor being a fascist, at least the train also doesn’t run on time
Bro I had 8 beers and suddenly the Assad regime falls huh
December 8, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Bro I had 8 beers and suddenly the Assad regime falls huh
Maybe it’s the five beers, but I feel like I would join the Marines
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Maybe it’s the five beers, but I feel like I would join the Marines
“I can’t believe I know what Hawk Tuah Meme Coin Rug Pull means”
I can, language is an ever evolving creature that has been growing and changing for thousands of years. You really thought it would slow at your behest?
I can, language is an ever evolving creature that has been growing and changing for thousands of years. You really thought it would slow at your behest?
December 7, 2024 at 9:53 PM
“I can’t believe I know what Hawk Tuah Meme Coin Rug Pull means”
I can, language is an ever evolving creature that has been growing and changing for thousands of years. You really thought it would slow at your behest?
I can, language is an ever evolving creature that has been growing and changing for thousands of years. You really thought it would slow at your behest?
When you don’t get shot in the back
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 PM
When you don’t get shot in the back
Someone just tried to spill water on my time piece
Uhhh not on my watch!
Uhhh not on my watch!
December 2, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Someone just tried to spill water on my time piece
Uhhh not on my watch!
Uhhh not on my watch!
Joe Biden’s pardon covers Hunter Biden’s actions from 2014 through 2024.
2024 isn’t over yet, he still has 29 days to do what is right
2024 isn’t over yet, he still has 29 days to do what is right
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Joe Biden’s pardon covers Hunter Biden’s actions from 2014 through 2024.
2024 isn’t over yet, he still has 29 days to do what is right
2024 isn’t over yet, he still has 29 days to do what is right
Joe Biden and Donald Trump definitely get along well in the old man way of like, they both like hard candy
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Joe Biden and Donald Trump definitely get along well in the old man way of like, they both like hard candy
These cows are gathering in a circle to worship some kind of new god we can’t even fathom
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
These cows are gathering in a circle to worship some kind of new god we can’t even fathom
Damn bro, your family looks loving as hell
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Damn bro, your family looks loving as hell
Watching the National Dog Show with my parents and they started arguing over what’s more important, breeding or grooming…
What are we, on Discord?
What are we, on Discord?
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Watching the National Dog Show with my parents and they started arguing over what’s more important, breeding or grooming…
What are we, on Discord?
What are we, on Discord?
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wow the parade this year was crazy
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There’s actually a lot of money in business. I definitely recommend business to anyone who’s looking to earn a little extra cash
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 PM
There’s actually a lot of money in business. I definitely recommend business to anyone who’s looking to earn a little extra cash