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Tom
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The Protagonist of Reality
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Blast! My 1800s industrial machine roommate is keeping his equipment near my provisions again
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mariah Carey really said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas, just an entire human being”
December 18, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Why is he wearing jeans
December 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
When you’re out of underwear and you don’t have time to do laundry, so you have to wear the pair of panties a girl gave you three years ago
December 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I think it’s cool how if you walk into Subway, the workers are always surprised that anyone would eat there
December 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
You gotta expose yourself to the Disney’s of the world every once in a while in order to stay humble and remained balanced

You need to go to Chic Fil A by Times Square for lunch on a Friday before Christmas to remind yourself of the human condition
December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
My New Year’s Resolution is to consume less and produce more, but unfortunately that doesn’t work for poop
December 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
They should have both a men’s bathroom and a boy’s bathroom, for when you want to pee, but you don’t want it to be so serious and high stakes
December 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Can you guys stop making the ideology-based assassination so political?
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Say what you will about the mayor being a fascist, at least the train also doesn’t run on time
December 8, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Bro I had 8 beers and suddenly the Assad regime falls huh
December 8, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Maybe it’s the five beers, but I feel like I would join the Marines
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 AM
“I can’t believe I know what Hawk Tuah Meme Coin Rug Pull means”

I can, language is an ever evolving creature that has been growing and changing for thousands of years. You really thought it would slow at your behest?
December 7, 2024 at 9:53 PM
When you don’t get shot in the back
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Working on my novel
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Someone just tried to spill water on my time piece
Uhhh not on my watch!
December 2, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Joe Biden’s pardon covers Hunter Biden’s actions from 2014 through 2024.

2024 isn’t over yet, he still has 29 days to do what is right
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Joe Biden and Donald Trump definitely get along well in the old man way of like, they both like hard candy
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
These cows are gathering in a circle to worship some kind of new god we can’t even fathom
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Damn bro, your family looks loving as hell
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Watching the National Dog Show with my parents and they started arguing over what’s more important, breeding or grooming…

What are we, on Discord?
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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There’s actually a lot of money in business. I definitely recommend business to anyone who’s looking to earn a little extra cash
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 PM