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queuing up an entire tim hecker album on the karaoke machine
March 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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hovering over my fridge and getting the tooltip "Use Lao Gan Ma to make food taste like Lao Gan Ma."
March 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A THIRD DISTANCE. check it out on Substack open.substack.com/pub/infinite...
A THIRD DISTANCE by Max Lavergne. A friend in need is a friend indeed - and the enemy of my enemy is my friend, whether I need them or not - and I keep them close, with the rest of my friends, but not as close as I keep my enemies, who I keep closer still - unless by some anomaly of the enemy/friend calculus I am forced to maintain a third distance from them - perhaps less close, or even closer yet, or so similar to the closeness I maintain to my friends and my enemies that I can't tell who is which one, if any, or neither. And revenge is a dish best served cold - and the best revenge is success, which is why I am laying the foundations of a thousand year empire - to silence my enemies, and also why I'm not telling anyone about it - not yet - not until its longevity is so assured that all heat has dispersed from it completely, and I am able to serve the fact of my triumph on a tray of rock ice to the surprised recipients of my vengeance - and also to myself, for when seeking revenge one must dig two graves, with one grave for yourself, which is still true when your revenge is success, and also because I would have to be my own worst enemy to deliberately thwart the satisfaction of my eternal dominion - and I don't know how far away to keep that. Please subscribe to my Substack: infinitegossip.substack.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be cookin' the books
January 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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ringworm.bsky.social
checking out my buddy wrapped 2024. we spent a few days hanging out. and our top genre of hanging out was chilling
December 31, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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furbyhancock.bsky.social
experimental musicians discover even tinier desk
December 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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outside of work, she might be found in one of her several stable equilibria
December 8, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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ringworm.bsky.social
her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
December 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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furbyhancock.bsky.social
most 'signal people' just haven't found the right noise yet
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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furbyhancock.bsky.social
New study casts doubt on theory that we should meet up over drinks sometime
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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i got in so much trouble when they found out i wasn't training the ai and we've been watching spongebob the whole time
November 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM