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Tom
@tomusedsurf.bsky.social
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please don't tell anyone how cringe my posts are

german/english | he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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tomusedsurf.bsky.social
welcome back! 🙌
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
I thought of this joke like 3 months ago and couldn't sit on it any longer
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Tom
kennylogins.bsky.social
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social euro disneyland failed in paris because visitors couldn't differentiate mickey from all the other fucked up rat people June 21, 2024 at 2:30 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by Tom
kennylogins.bsky.social
gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social "your other left" must have gone so hard to the guy who first invented it September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
Und hier ist geiler Shit von früher den ich aber dieses Jahr gehört habe:

- The Battle of Los Angeles (Rage Against the Machine)
- Madvillainy (MF DOOM)
- Rust in Peace (Megadeth)
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
"kooperieren sie und es wird ihnen nichts geschehen" soundin ass man
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
Legende
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
I never got asked for ID. However, some kids once asked me if I could buy beer for them - when I was 15. 🚬
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
anyway, I'm updating my cv tonight and will be "exploring options", as they say
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
same, bruder, same. . . (mein immunsystem ist zu stark leider, danke actimel)
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
Can you guys recommend me an airplane movie I can watch in the background while I do this so I'm less likely to beat myself up
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
Cute Marin! 💖
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
Lady Palutena brought cake to the beach 😍
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
tomusedsurf.bsky.social
white girl save me

white girl

save me white girl
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM