Now all that is left is your confirmation
Tell the Senate you know how to deport a Haitian
If they seem not to like you, no big disappointment
You’ll soon skate on through as a recess appointment!

But a woman like Tulsi can still serve the nation
If she’s truly a master of disinformation

With Bobby and Oz we’ll be healthy once more
With remedies found at the health food store
Big pharma drugs won’t be needed at all
No FDA just a Magic Eight Ball

Bobby, Tulsi, Hegseth, and Gaetz
Are the Trump nominees that everyone hates
Unless, that is, you’re a Trump acolyte
In which case they’re a total delight.

On your resume say you’re a sexual abuser
And it helps to have bribed at least one accuser

Take a geezer,
Crown him Caesar
Never mind if
He’s a deceiver
Too late now
Don’t have a seizure
Vote in haste
Repent at leisure