She wrote The Two Income Trap
A book that put her on the map
About why the middle class is going broke
Republicans thought it was just a joke
CFPB, your idea was smart
But corporations hated you from the start!

She created you long ago
In a warm progressive glow
It was a kinder gentler time
Ere Orange Man began his climb
She cared about the little guys’ fate
Too bad to her they couldn’t relate!

Oh, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
You’ve run afoul of the politburo
Did you really think you would survive
That Elizabeth Warren could keep you alive?
No need to rely on some government elf
Stand up, consumer, and protect thyself!

The city of Ann Arbor, Michigan, clearly sees this coming. It’s throwing up high rise apartment buildings at an incredible rate, far beyond what any projected student demand can justify. Now we know why: The developers have read this book!!!!!!!!!

Did they say why? Crime?