Toner McSmooth
@tonermcsmooth.bsky.social
Mind like a teenager, brain like a sieve. Mouth like a charlatan and body like a geriatric.
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
Now Reading: Junky, by William S. Burroughs.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Now Reading: Junky, by William S. Burroughs.
My wee piece of Kudelka. I managed to be in Hobart for the exact week he was on holiday, back on '22, so I never got to meet him. But he lives on through his art, and I smile at his wit as I bid him Rest In Peace.
Farewell, Jon. Thank you for your years of calling Bullshit on this crazy world.
Farewell, Jon. Thank you for your years of calling Bullshit on this crazy world.
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
My wee piece of Kudelka. I managed to be in Hobart for the exact week he was on holiday, back on '22, so I never got to meet him. But he lives on through his art, and I smile at his wit as I bid him Rest In Peace.
Farewell, Jon. Thank you for your years of calling Bullshit on this crazy world.
Farewell, Jon. Thank you for your years of calling Bullshit on this crazy world.
The world is a poorer place for this.
Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
Award-winning Tasmanian artist’s work was published by The Australian, The Saturday Paper and The Hobart Mercury
Jon Kudelka, the Australian political cartoonist, has died at the age of 53.
His wife Margaret Kudelka announced the news in a statement on Tuesday: “We are sad to tell you that our beloved, brilliant Jon Kudelka died peacefully in South Hobart on Sunday afternoon, surrounded by his family and friends.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The world is a poorer place for this.
The monkey paw was listening when I told Santa I wanted to see Australia bowl on Boxing Day.
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The monkey paw was listening when I told Santa I wanted to see Australia bowl on Boxing Day.
Shouldn't have taken that lunch break.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shouldn't have taken that lunch break.
Way back in the early days of this test Starc's 7-fer would have made him a shoe-in for MotM. Tough choice now after THead's knock. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Way back in the early days of this test Starc's 7-fer would have made him a shoe-in for MotM. Tough choice now after THead's knock. #Ashes
If this match has taught me anything, it is that a collapse is imminent. Well done, England on getting 9-12 to secure the victory. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If this match has taught me anything, it is that a collapse is imminent. Well done, England on getting 9-12 to secure the victory. #Ashes
I thought Mr Burns told Travis to shave those sideburns...
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ALT: Sideburns Simpsons GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I thought Mr Burns told Travis to shave those sideburns...
Is Jordan Peterson still a thing?
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Is Jordan Peterson still a thing?
Friday optimism from PTV.
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Friday optimism from PTV.
Are we still doing can checks? Either way - TFIF to all who celebrate!
May 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Are we still doing can checks? Either way - TFIF to all who celebrate!
Relating to Schroedinger while waiting for my rail replacement bus. These buses exist in two states simultaneously - early, or late. There is no way of knowing which is correct until it turns up. It is never on time.
April 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Relating to Schroedinger while waiting for my rail replacement bus. These buses exist in two states simultaneously - early, or late. There is no way of knowing which is correct until it turns up. It is never on time.
Off to the footy tonight. Historically that means Swans will lose, but I am hoping to buck the trend of my attendance being a curse. #bloods
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Off to the footy tonight. Historically that means Swans will lose, but I am hoping to buck the trend of my attendance being a curse. #bloods
Smoked cheddar, and a gibson Martini. Works well. Very well.
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Smoked cheddar, and a gibson Martini. Works well. Very well.
Me: assure me that this is not a scam.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Me: assure me that this is not a scam.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.