Toner McSmooth
@tonermcsmooth.bsky.social
Mind like a teenager, brain like a sieve. Mouth like a charlatan and body like a geriatric.
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
There he is! I was looking for him. Can you reassure him that I am not feeling lonely and that someone is loving me.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 AM
There he is! I was looking for him. Can you reassure him that I am not feeling lonely and that someone is loving me.
I mean, better a fitness influencer than a small arms coach...
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I mean, better a fitness influencer than a small arms coach...
Yeah, I was thinking that same. Was not optimistic. Shit news to hear.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Yeah, I was thinking that same. Was not optimistic. Shit news to hear.
He would have loved that.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
He would have loved that.
Batman allusion?
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Batman allusion?
Geez, you needed fast fingers to type that out in time.
What a match!
What a match!
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Geez, you needed fast fingers to type that out in time.
What a match!
What a match!
You can though. And you can shake hands with a blue ringed octupus, too.
(inb4 octopodes don't actually have hands)
(inb4 octopodes don't actually have hands)
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You can though. And you can shake hands with a blue ringed octupus, too.
(inb4 octopodes don't actually have hands)
(inb4 octopodes don't actually have hands)
Tough call that.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tough call that.
Our key opener had a day of rest yesterday after a hard day of golf. Should be fine.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Our key opener had a day of rest yesterday after a hard day of golf. Should be fine.