Toneeee
@toni-boni.bsky.social
Ph.D. student of philosophy, believe it or not
JFK did NOT commit suicide
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
JFK did NOT commit suicide
Somebody should intervene in the territorial dispute between my forehead and my hair, because my forehead keeps expanding its boundaries well into the territory of the sovereign nation of my hair
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Somebody should intervene in the territorial dispute between my forehead and my hair, because my forehead keeps expanding its boundaries well into the territory of the sovereign nation of my hair
Being a beetle eating a cup of fruit jelly that's half the size of your body nust feel so good
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Being a beetle eating a cup of fruit jelly that's half the size of your body nust feel so good
I'd rather be in a room with Dracula than with Klaus Kinski
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'd rather be in a room with Dracula than with Klaus Kinski
I am in the train rn, listening to music with headphones on and this lady next to me started tapping with her fingers to pass time, old school stimming style, and - I shit you not - for 4 or 5 seconds her tapping was completely in rhytm with the drums in the song
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am in the train rn, listening to music with headphones on and this lady next to me started tapping with her fingers to pass time, old school stimming style, and - I shit you not - for 4 or 5 seconds her tapping was completely in rhytm with the drums in the song
Guy who accurately describes the dangers of sars cov 2 but keeps refering to it as a bacillus
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Guy who accurately describes the dangers of sars cov 2 but keeps refering to it as a bacillus
Sending you spotify links you'll never click on is how I show love.
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sending you spotify links you'll never click on is how I show love.
Saw a bus driver get in a bus. Funny. Drives people to where they have to go all day but one person he can't -- himself. Ironic.
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw a bus driver get in a bus. Funny. Drives people to where they have to go all day but one person he can't -- himself. Ironic.
The problem with dating apps is that I don't have 5 to 6 pics of me that I like
September 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The problem with dating apps is that I don't have 5 to 6 pics of me that I like
One must imagine Sisyphus swole af
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus swole af
Baker never existed. He was just a literary invention of Hacker's, like Socrates was to Plato.
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Baker never existed. He was just a literary invention of Hacker's, like Socrates was to Plato.
When a serbian and a croat call each other fascist, both will be correct.
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
When a serbian and a croat call each other fascist, both will be correct.
The boundaries of my world keep expanding, the ammount of people I miss keeps growing.
August 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The boundaries of my world keep expanding, the ammount of people I miss keeps growing.
Reposted by Toneeee
Handing in my work
It's clearly subpar
I wink and turn to walk away
The Entertainer begins to play
It's clearly subpar
I wink and turn to walk away
The Entertainer begins to play
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Handing in my work
It's clearly subpar
I wink and turn to walk away
The Entertainer begins to play
It's clearly subpar
I wink and turn to walk away
The Entertainer begins to play
With the advent of bots that generate a video script as well as the narration, the next step is a bot that consumes said content for me and formulates opinions instead of me in form of comments and arguments with other users's bots while we are free to walk in a meadow
June 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
With the advent of bots that generate a video script as well as the narration, the next step is a bot that consumes said content for me and formulates opinions instead of me in form of comments and arguments with other users's bots while we are free to walk in a meadow
Wtf I literally JUST learned that Arendt and Heidegger were *lifelong* lovers
June 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Wtf I literally JUST learned that Arendt and Heidegger were *lifelong* lovers
Grok what is compassion
May 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Grok what is compassion
This ad format but for a death cult.
-Hesch scho ghört? 😏Der allwisendi Leader chennt es gheimnis vo de ewige läbe 💫
-ändlich e Möglichheit mini Eisamcheit z überwinde! 😍
-Hesch scho ghört? 😏Der allwisendi Leader chennt es gheimnis vo de ewige läbe 💫
-ändlich e Möglichheit mini Eisamcheit z überwinde! 😍
May 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This ad format but for a death cult.
-Hesch scho ghört? 😏Der allwisendi Leader chennt es gheimnis vo de ewige läbe 💫
-ändlich e Möglichheit mini Eisamcheit z überwinde! 😍
-Hesch scho ghört? 😏Der allwisendi Leader chennt es gheimnis vo de ewige läbe 💫
-ändlich e Möglichheit mini Eisamcheit z überwinde! 😍
I have a tinfoil hat theory that videos of people acting ridiculous on public transportation are a psyop by the car lobby to discourage people from using the superior transportation system.
February 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have a tinfoil hat theory that videos of people acting ridiculous on public transportation are a psyop by the car lobby to discourage people from using the superior transportation system.
Dog whistles are being replaced with megaphones
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dog whistles are being replaced with megaphones
Title of viral youtube short: "WHO I eat in a day as a cannibal"
February 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Title of viral youtube short: "WHO I eat in a day as a cannibal"
Does acab include Columbo?
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Does acab include Columbo?
Rip Franz Kafka you would have loved kamen rider.
February 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rip Franz Kafka you would have loved kamen rider.
There's only one gender - the human gender.
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There's only one gender - the human gender.
Would you still love me if imps replaced every cell in my body with an identical copy?
January 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Would you still love me if imps replaced every cell in my body with an identical copy?