Tony Jenson
@tonyjenson.bsky.social
Retiree-ish stuff. Part time innkeeper. Minion of a benevolent dictator Chocolate Lab. Living at intersection of the Forest Moon of Endor and Caladan.
No posting history, no follow.
No posting history, no follow.
The toddler advising Cotton on his "messaging," needs a time out.
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The toddler advising Cotton on his "messaging," needs a time out.
"McSCUSE ME Act?" Quite the dig at Trump's McDiet...
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"McSCUSE ME Act?" Quite the dig at Trump's McDiet...
"this time for her looks." Really, @nbcnews.com?
What was the "Piggy" line? A comment on the durability of her brick home?
What was the "Piggy" line? A comment on the durability of her brick home?
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"this time for her looks." Really, @nbcnews.com?
What was the "Piggy" line? A comment on the durability of her brick home?
What was the "Piggy" line? A comment on the durability of her brick home?
Can we finally change the perception, "Republicans are good at the economy," to the reality, "Republicans suck at economic policy."
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can we finally change the perception, "Republicans are good at the economy," to the reality, "Republicans suck at economic policy."
Even Ivanka's gettin' jelly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Even Ivanka's gettin' jelly.
Cruz is starting to get a fake JD Vance je nais se quoi...
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Cruz is starting to get a fake JD Vance je nais se quoi...
Our generation really can't talk...
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Our generation really can't talk...
MTG showing up in the role of Lt. Col. Stauffenberg, is one of the most bat-shit craziest things in the most bat-shit craziest administration to happen...yet!
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
MTG showing up in the role of Lt. Col. Stauffenberg, is one of the most bat-shit craziest things in the most bat-shit craziest administration to happen...yet!
Big Little Rascals energy...
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Big Little Rascals energy...
I'll take "Rationalizations Ghislaine Maxwell would use for $500, Alex."
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'll take "Rationalizations Ghislaine Maxwell would use for $500, Alex."
...After they had given a yuge tax cut to Herod and his cronies.
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
...After they had given a yuge tax cut to Herod and his cronies.
I think it just has to have pure healthy nutritional value. Look at their reaction to Michelle's vegetable garden...
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think it just has to have pure healthy nutritional value. Look at their reaction to Michelle's vegetable garden...
First rule of whoring is, don't ridicule the client!
Washington press corp in a gif:
Washington press corp in a gif:
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
First rule of whoring is, don't ridicule the client!
Washington press corp in a gif:
Washington press corp in a gif:
That local cop needs to be fired!
He took an oath to "protect and serve!"
He ain't doing either here!
Acting like fuckin' "Stephen!"
He took an oath to "protect and serve!"
He ain't doing either here!
Acting like fuckin' "Stephen!"
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
That local cop needs to be fired!
He took an oath to "protect and serve!"
He ain't doing either here!
Acting like fuckin' "Stephen!"
He took an oath to "protect and serve!"
He ain't doing either here!
Acting like fuckin' "Stephen!"
To paraphrase: "Sandwiches don't explode on people, people explode on people."
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
To paraphrase: "Sandwiches don't explode on people, people explode on people."
Either local law enforcement starts policing itself by arresting these criminals or end qualified immunity for all government officials including police!
And it's not even a law!
And it's not even a law!
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Either local law enforcement starts policing itself by arresting these criminals or end qualified immunity for all government officials including police!
And it's not even a law!
And it's not even a law!
There has never been a group of more ignorant and intellectually incurious than the Republican party and conservatives.
Or to quote the intellectually superior Forrest Gump...
Or to quote the intellectually superior Forrest Gump...
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There has never been a group of more ignorant and intellectually incurious than the Republican party and conservatives.
Or to quote the intellectually superior Forrest Gump...
Or to quote the intellectually superior Forrest Gump...
Temu Grima Wormtongue havin' thoughtssssesss...
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Temu Grima Wormtongue havin' thoughtssssesss...
We need to end "qualified immunity."
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We need to end "qualified immunity."
There's probably a per-event-fee in here renegotiated pre-nup.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There's probably a per-event-fee in here renegotiated pre-nup.