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Bloviator5000
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“When I fed the poor they called me a saint. When I asked why the poor were hungry they called me a communist.” -Don Helder Camera
To paraphrase My Chemical Romance:
Their misery and hate will kill us all.
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 AM
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Slayer - Hell Awaits (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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January 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I hear this song whenever one of Trump’s muppets has anything to say about anything.
Original Theme Song | The Muppet Show | Disney+
YouTube video by Disney Plus
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January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
“thEy weRe jUsT tRyiNg tO Do tHeIR jOb”

So was the SS.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The “aLL lIVeS mATteR” crowd is in a full-court press explaining why her life didn’t matter.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
So … let me see if I understand this.
Maduro, neither a U.S. citizen or U.S. resident, was arrested, brought to prison, and will now appear before a judge to face charges for violating U.S. laws. HE gets due process. But … alleged illegal immigrants who live here get deported without due process?
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Am I the only one who saw this invasion take place and thought “damn, must be something huge about to drop from the Epstein files.”?
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Happy New Year to everybody except King Felon and his court of muppets.
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Laura Trump wants mandatory military service to instill discipline and respect for the troops. SIGN YOUR KIDS UP FIRST. Then have your dad and brothers pay back every dime of the money they stole from wounded troops and children with cancer, you gargoyle.
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So ..
I’m 51. A straight, cisgender married man. If vanilla ice cream achieved sentience, it would be me. I like all the typical SWM GenX music … except …
I really REALLY dig Rosé’s music and her whole vibe. Man, I could listen to her sing the dictionary. And it would probably make me cry as well.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[my niece]: “my boyfriend said he wants a girl who will treat him like a king.”
[me]: “he should clarify which king. Charles the First,
Louis XVI, or Nicolas II?”
[my niece]: “um … i’m more of a visual learner”
[me]: “then just google this image.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My grandfather in the afterlife watching Brigitte Bardot cross over then finding out that she was a Le Penian fascist.
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You don’t pay a pxrn star $30,000 to not talk about an affair you didn’t have.

You don’t sue to block access to records that exonerate you.

You don’t redact criminal case files that exonerate you.

Innocent people don’t act this way.
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He so goddamned stupid, I don’t even have to finish this sentence because you know exactly who I’m talking about.
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m going to enroll at the Univeristy of Oklahoma as an astrophysics major. Whenever I have to read about anything that contradicts young earth biblical creationism, I’ll turn in a screed full of nonsense and biblical references. If I get a n F, I’ll scream that I’m being oppressed.
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM