Tony Wirt
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My latest, SILENT CREEK, has been launched into the world!!
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I had a friend that I needed multiple days to convince Mark Wahlberg wasn’t a regular guest on Doug Loves Movies
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Was the protag of SILENT CREEK Jim McCann named after John Cusack’s character Hoops McCann in One Crazy Summer?
Yes. Yes he was.
Am I using a Better Off Dead gif because this ap doesn’t have One Crazy Summer gifs?
Also yes.
Is that a massive failure of Bluesky?
Absolutely.
a man wearing a pair of sunglasses looks out of a car window
ALT: a man wearing a pair of sunglasses looks out of a car window
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My latest, SILENT CREEK, has been launched into the world!!
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"I assume your leader reflects your values"

MAGA: Actually, he is a twice-divorced serial adulterer and felon

"Then I assume he's brilliant"

MAGA: He's surprisingly dumb

"But he must be handsome"

MAGA: He has the appearance of aging Roquefort

"Strong? Virile?"

MAGA: Barely upright

"I see"
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This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with author @tonywirt.com about his newest novel SILENT CREEK, his writing, and more. Join us!

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Imagine how fucked we’d be if he were even remotely competent.
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Did you know he named all his grills George Foreman?
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Want a WAY under the radar album? Stuck on Nothing by FREE ENERGY. Straight bangers.
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No problem with any of those moves…but a good question to ask LaPanta is what did Ohgren or Yurov (or even more to the point Johansson) do to “earn” the job over Haight, who seemed to outplay all three in camp.
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To all you laughing about this, have you thought that maybe right after this Sec Noem was forced to poop her own pants?? Is that funny to you? Is it making you laugh harder and think ‘oh my god that would be so funny I
pray that it really happened’?
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Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.
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Serious badassery right here…
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Today! Being Bold: A @sincworldwide.bsky.social Roundtable with me, @gabino.bsky.social & @beaujohnson44.bsky.social
Exploring public personas, social media, strong opinions, owning your unique voice, and writing Noir. Saturday, October 4, 2025
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Being Bold
A Roundtable with Christa Faust, Gabino Iglesisas & Beau Johnson.
Exploring public personas, social media, strong opinions, owning your unique voice, and writing Noir. Saturday, October 4, 2025
1:00pm ET/12:00pm CT/11:00am MT/10:00am PT
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
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How even even reasonable fans can trust him after slashing... sorry "right-sizing"... payroll on a sustainably built team at the beginning of what should have been their competitive window, and trading a bullpen with multiple years of team control this year. Neither were necessary or about winning.
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And also…law enforcement using the Punisher logo is DEEPLY concerning considering his whole deal is he’s a trigger-happy psycho who doesn’t believe in any sort of due process but just kills first and never asks questions. I’ll let Captain America explain…
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Cabin Killer by Doomtree.
Certified banger.
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Tapas incoming.
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Pretty easy explanation, actually.
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I think Stupid-Prom Night at Hater High-New Girl on The Long Winters When I Pretend to Fall is my favorite 3-song run. What’s yours?
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Was just thinking the same. Dems should be hammering that message, cuz it’ll really piss him off. So, of course, they’ll be tweeting about the price of eggs or some shit.
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Audiobook out today!!