Keith Roysdon
@keithroysdon.bsky.social
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Writer of true crime, fiction, pop culture. My 1984-set YA crime novel THAT OCTOBER is out now! My crime novel "Seven Angels" won 2021 Hugh Holton Award for Best Unpublished Novel from MWA-Midwest. Member MWA, SinC. Website: keithroysdon dot com
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digby56.bsky.social
He's doing this a lot these days. A word that sounds like the right word but has a totally different meaning.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Charlie Kirk was assassinated by a far left extremist who inscribed the words, 'hey fascist, catch' -- meaning catch the bullet -- onto the bullet shelf itself."
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Oh my gosh, Emily. This really takes me back to playing a cop giving my young son a ticket as he sat behind the wheel of our car. The big joke every single time was that he tore up the ticket and threw it down lol. Teaching him to disrespect police when he was five.
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Ingenious.
brittanywong.huffpost.com
Sean Penn's character in "One Battle After Another" was just Cotton Hill, short man complex, aggro weird walk and all.
"King of the Hill's" Dale Gribble and Cotton Hill. Sean Penn as Col. Steven J. Lockjaw in "One Battle After Another."
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keithroysdon.bsky.social
I just updated the operating system on my MacBook and I'm waiting for something unpleasant to jump out at me. Appropriate for right now.
a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out
Alt: The Nazi melting from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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keithroysdon.bsky.social
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yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
keithroysdon.bsky.social
I'm tellin ya again - buy stock in guillotine makers.
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Truth.
brittanywong.huffpost.com
"One Battle After Another" is a beautiful love letter to people who can't remember their passwords.
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averykaplan.bsky.social
I’m extremely proud of the timely article @rebeccaoliver.bsky.social & I wrote for Final Gravity Issue 10, and extremely grateful to be involved in this awesome zine! Beer is about community, but the Bud Light boycott over trans people complicated things. Please consider preordering the issue today:
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audacityofdespair.bsky.social
When a law enforcement officer aims a weapon at someone wielding a camera, it is procedurally unsound and unprofessional in two fundamental ways:
1) It is disproportional to any actual threat and is instead an unprovoked threat against a citizen.
2) The officer is a crazed, untrained asshole.
bobgeiger.bsky.social
Call me a libtard but this doesn't seem like something that should be happening in the United States of America.
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Today was not the day for me to doomscroll. Just too much. I’ll be back in it soon.
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denisedwheeler.bsky.social
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators
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keithroysdon.bsky.social
A resounding FUCK YOU to Tapper, Clooney, anyone who torpedoed Biden for supposed mental infirmities and left us with this ignorant, demented old fascist grifter.
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Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Shit. I forgot him.
hmcd.bsky.social
Add Jon Stewart to that list.
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markfollman.bsky.social
Tom Homan, head of ICE, accepted $50k from undercover FBI agents last year, reportedly a bribe in a sting operation. All cash, in a paper bag. Pam Bondi, reading from a script, insists Homan did nothing wrong—yet she refuses to answer any questions about what happened to that cash? Really?
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH — @whitehouse.senate.gov : “What became of the $50,000 in cash in that Cava bag? Did the FBI get it back from Homan?”

AG PAM BONDI: *LASHES OUT aggressively, avoids answering entirely* 🤷🏼‍♀️
keithroysdon.bsky.social
More of this, please.
atrupar.com
"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing
keithroysdon.bsky.social
A resounding FUCK YOU to Tapper, Clooney, anyone who torpedoed Biden for supposed mental infirmities and left us with this ignorant, demented old fascist grifter.
atrupar.com
Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"
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thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH — @whitehouse.senate.gov : “What became of the $50,000 in cash in that Cava bag? Did the FBI get it back from Homan?”

AG PAM BONDI: *LASHES OUT aggressively, avoids answering entirely* 🤷🏼‍♀️
keithroysdon.bsky.social
Charlie Jane's writing is always a great read. This is no exception.
charliejane.bsky.social
My father was supposedly one of the smartest people in the world, and he hated that elitist nonsense.

He loathed the idea that intelligence is something you're born with, a single trait that can be measured. It leads to eugenics and bad policy.

My latest newsletter:
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You're Not as Smart as You Think You Are
First, some housekeeping! I have written a novel about a trans witch who teaches her broken-hearted mother how to do magic. She also researches a mysterious...
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lwo123.bsky.social
How do you destroy this country?
Disable the military, health, and education. Finish by destroying the media