Matthew Toohey
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Matthew Toohey
@tooheymatthew.bsky.social
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Purveyor of #GenderBalancingClothingCommentary
We need to strengthen the 'special medical procedure' provisions in the Family Law Act 1975 so pro-surgery doctors can't do everything but a gonadectomy and then present the gonadectomy as 'medically necessary' to complete the work they've already done.
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October 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Lacking impressive pecs, Littletobeproudof resorts to showing off his hirsute forearms as a display of virility and strength.
His lack of a jacket seems like something a boarder at a posh boarding school would do as an act of rebellion.
Muppets all.
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May 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I thought I glimpsed The Dreaded Triangle, but it may just have been a reflection off Speers's belt buckle.
I suspect he (a) didn't go to his usual haircare provider or (b) said "Let's take it a tad shorter at the back and sides this time, mate".
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May 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Too much cuff from David Speers.
And massively overcoiffed hair.
Must be a day ending in -y. 🙄
Could probably have done with an undershirt, too, but that's not a standing offence against fashion, unlike the other two.
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May 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not a #GenderBalancingClothingCommentary post, but I howled with laughter at Dave Sharma's reaction to Dee Madigan's comments about whether Labor or the Noalition are better economic managers.
You'd be forgiven for thinking Dave just got a whiff of a fresh steaming dog turd.
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May 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Victorian Liberal MP and man in all sorts of financial strife John Pesutto always looks unflappable.
His suit/shirt/tie combo is unadventurous, perhaps understandably after his legal woes.
Do you think his hair colour has had some chemical assistance?
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May 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Dave Sharma has the look of someone whose career was rudely interrupted by an upstart independent MP before a less-than-glorious return via the Senate.
Senator Ayres could learn something from Senator Sharma's sartorial choices.
Some bling next time?
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May 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The outgoing Science Minister, Ed Husic, last week and the incoming Science Minister, Tim Ayres, this week.
Love the specs and beard, Senator, but the suit/shirt/tie combo looks like something a 16-year-old would wear to their first job interview.
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May 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Try reading this headline without drawing the conclusion that Well Done Angus is a woman.
I dare you.
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#WritingHeadlinesIsHard
May 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
From an Usman Khawaja fundraiser, apparently.
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May 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Loving the questioner's hair, beard and bling.
I'm not sure what to make of the top. What say you, fashionistas?
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May 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Questioner Tom lets himself and his school down by not wearing his best uniform shirt: that one has seen better days, as the collar clearly shows.
I do like the hair and ruddy cheeks, though.
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May 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A superb backdrop for @sszinglehead.bsky.social's question.
The nose and cheeks are strikingly similar to those behind him.
Loving the facial hair, Glenn.
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May 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Questioner Nick is comfortable in his own skin. (He's sexy and he knows it.)
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May 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I find myself wishing David Shoebridge had left another button undone on his shirt.
He's usually neat and tidy but has taken it to new heights tonight.
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May 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The questioner's hair and jumper are simple but classy. The bling adds interest.
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May 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
A tie bar might've kept Michael Stutchbury's tie centred.
The suit/shirt/tie combo is passable.
He always reminds me of a Dickensian character.
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May 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Big IDGAF Energy from @edhusicmp.bsky.social tonight. Understandably.
His stubble impresses.
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May 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This photo from #ourABC's Matt Roberts captures Well Done Anus Taylor sizing up exactly where he will stick the knife into 🥔 the minute the election result becomes clear. (Assuming they both hold onto their seats, which is far from guaranteed.)
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May 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
#Canberra peeps: Something to do while nursing your #AusVotes2025 hangover.
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April 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In contrast, Sean Kelly's outfit is a tad too informal for #QandA. (Also a bit blah. Makes him look like a blank canvas.)
Clearly someone in his life finds his mop of hair endearing. I don't.
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March 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's been a while since I've seen Adam Creighton. He's either found luuuurve or given up on it entirely. #CouldGoEitherWay
The suit/shirt/tie combo brings is a tad too formal for #QandA, but not massively so.
Decent hair. Good eyebrows.
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March 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Thoughts and prayers" and "reached out" in the first two sentences from Andrew Hastie = 🤮.
The button-down shirt collar and carefully coiffed hair betray his military background.
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March 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I name checked him earlier, but didn't get a screenshot of Cason Ho.
Here he is reporting from the count in Churchlands.
Both the hairstyle and shirt have a no-nonsense practicality.
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March 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He's come a long way from his days as a sideline sports reporter, yet Basil Zempilas still looks and sounds like one.
Immaculately trimmed eyebrows, it must be said.
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March 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM